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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Looking Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age AndThinking, &#8220;surely I Can&#8217;t Look That Old.&#8221; Well&#8230; You&#8217;ll Love This One. My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For MyFirst Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which BoreHis Full Name. Suddenly, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5739&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: A Lady&#8217;s Three Wishes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her frontporch, reflecting on her long life, when&#8211;all of a sudden&#8211;a fairygodmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will begranted three wishes. &#8220;Well, now,&#8221; says the old lady, &#8220;I guess I would like to be reallyrich.&#8221; ** POOF *** [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5736&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: New CEO</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high techcorporation.  The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately andpresented him with three numbered envelopes. &#8220;Open these if you run upagainst a problem you don&#8217;t think you can solve,&#8221; he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5733&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Hillary Clinton</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/23/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-hillary-clinton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she&#8217;s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: &#8220;How could you have let this happen?With all that&#8217;s going on right now, you go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5730&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>European Alert Levels According To John Cleese</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terroralert level from &#8220;Run&#8221; to &#8220;Hide.&#8221; The only two higher levels in France are&#8220;Collaborate&#8221; and &#8220;Surrender.&#8221; The rise was precipitated by a recent firethat destroyed France&#8217;s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing thecountry&#8217;s military capability. The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5727&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Parking Ticket</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/20/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-parking-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman was doing some business at Marshall University andparked in an area clearly marked &#8220;no parking.&#8221;After taking care of business, she returned to her car to find acampus security guard writing her a ticket.&#8220;Why are you giving me a ticket?&#8221; she asked.&#8220;You&#8217;re not allowed to park here,&#8221; the guard said.  &#8221;See that sign?It [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5724&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Microsoft vs. GM</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/19/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-microsoft-vs-gm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General Motors. The comparison went like this: If automotive technologyhad kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5721&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Snoring Brother</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/18/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-snoring-brother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brother snores soo loud.  Recently we went out west for vacation, and he didn&#8217;t snore at all&#8230;except the first night we were there.  It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep.  I put my stuff in the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5718&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Saving Bill Clinton</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/17/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-saving-bill-clinton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: &#8216;HELP! HELP!&#8217;When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, &#8216;I want a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5715&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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