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		<title>An Urban Legend?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not an urban legend, it happened to an RA in our New York office This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also fromWestchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5756&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Francis Bacon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, aphilosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have written some of Shakespeare&#8217;s plays. How he died: Stuffing snow into a chicken One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5688&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 02:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 50 year old woman was brought into a New York emergency room complaining of abdominal pains. During an examination, doctors found that the woman&#8217;s labia were pinned together with old safety pins. Further inside, they found the dismembered body of a chicken. The woman explained that she inserted the chicken pieces, convinced that they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5525&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Anything For An A</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 19:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A student comes to a young professor&#8217;s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. &#8220;I would do *anything* to pass this exam.&#8221; She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. &#8220;I mean&#8230;&#8221; she whispers, &#8220;&#8230;I would do&#8230;*anything*.&#8221; He returns her gaze. &#8220;Anything?&#8221; &#8220;*Anything*.&#8221; His [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5482&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Explosion</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 19:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Associated Press,Kincaid, W. VA] A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth and tongue, state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5430&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Story of Josh Greenberg</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 16:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story happened a while ago in Israel , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. Josh Greenberg, a Jerusalem University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=2838&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Sand Castle</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2010/10/25/the-sand-castle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 17:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sillyez.com/?p=4936</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hot sun. Salty air. Rhythmic waves. A little boy is on his knees scooping and packing the sand with plastic shovels into a bright blue bucket. Then he upends the bucket on the surface and lifts it. And, to the delight of the little architect, a castle tower is created. All afternoon he will work. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=4936&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beating Sorrow &#8212; An Ancient Chinese Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 19:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sillyez.com/?p=4862</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beating Sorrow &#8212; An Ancient Chinese Tale Sent in by L Wang of Beijing There is an old Chinese tale about a woman whose only son died. In her grief, she went to the holy man and asked, &#8220;What prayers, what magical incantations do you have to bring my son back to life?&#8221; Instead of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=4862&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One Great Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 00:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://sillyez.com/?p=4848</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said: For cutting the grass: $5.00 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=4848&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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