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		<title>The Night Before Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 20:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa&#8217;s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping. The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5202&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Do Re Mi Drink</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DOUGH&#8230; the stuff that buys me beer RAY&#8230;.. the guy that sells me beer ME&#8230;&#8230; the one who drinks the beer FAR&#8230;.. a long run to get beer SO&#8230;&#8230; I&#8217;ll have another beer LA&#8230;&#8230; I&#8217;ll have another beer TEA&#8230;.. no thanks, I&#8217;m drinking beer That will bring us back to DOUGH Filed under: Poetry Tagged: [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5527&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Classic Quotes by Ann Taylor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classic Quotes by Ann Taylor 1782-1866 English children&#8217;s writer and poet Who ran to help me when I fell, And would some pretty story tell,, Or kiss the place to make it well, My mother. - My Mother (st. 6) Twinkle, twinkle, little star!, How I wonder what you are,, Up above the worlds so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3980&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Cowboy Buys A Bra</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ain&#8217;t much for shopping, Nor even goin&#8217; into town - Except at cattle-shipping time, I ain&#8217;t easily found. But the day came when I had to go And I left the kids with ma. But before I left she asked me, &#8220;Would you pick me up a bra?&#8221; Without thinkin&#8217; I said &#8220;Sure,&#8221; How [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3188&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ode To Alcohol</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 23:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                       Starkle, starkle, little twink,                        Who the hell you are I think,                        I&#8217;m not under what they call           [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3198&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Memory</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My forgetter&#8217;s getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I&#8217;m &#8220;here&#8221; I&#8217;m wondering If I really should be &#8220;there&#8221; And, when I try to think it through, I haven&#8217;t got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3092&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Revenge of Haiku Error Messages</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2010/04/12/revenge-of-haiku-error-messages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can&#8217;t bridge. Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. No keyboard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3082&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Haiku Error Messages</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless others exist Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life&#8217;s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows Seven crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3079&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Little Mixed Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 13:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a line to say I&#8217;m living, That I&#8217;m not among the dead. Though I&#8217;m getting more forgetful And more mixed up in the head. For sometimes I can&#8217;t remember, When I stand at foot of stairs, If I must go up for something, Or if I&#8217;ve just come down from there. And before the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=3048&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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