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E-MAIL/IM/CHAT ROOM SURVIVAL KIT

11 Oct

E-MAIL/IM/CHAT ROOM SURVIVAL KIT

AOL: Assholes On Line
ASAP: As Soon As Possible
ASAFP: As Soon As Fuckin’ Possible
AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTTSA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again?
BFD: Big Fucking Deal
BMD: Buy Me Dildo
BTSOOM: Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BT: Byte This!
BTWBO: Be There With Bells On
CMF: Count My Fingers!
CTC: Choking The Chicken
DBEYR: Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DHYB: Don’t Hold Your Breath
DILDO: Darlin’ I’ll Lick De Ole
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DQYDJ: Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DYSTSOTT: Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
FTASB: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB: Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FYI: For Your Information
FYM: For Your Misinformation
GRD: Grinning Running & Ducking
HAK: Hugs And Kisses
HUYA: Head Up Your Ass
HHOK: Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K: Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HIOOC: Help! I’m Out Of Coffee!
IANAC: I Am Not A Crook
IFABCTE: I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
IITYWTMWYKM: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWTMWYBMAD: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYLMA: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone?
IIWM: If It Were Me
ILSHIBAMF: I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBMS: I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO: In My Not So Humble Opinion
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
LDTTWA: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LOL: Laughing Out Loud
LSHHTCMS: Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
LTIP: Laughing Till I Puke
MTFBWY: May The Force Be With You
NBFD: No Big Fucking Deal
NFW: No Fucking Way
NYCFS: New York City Finger Salute
OMIK: Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA: Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA: Oh No Not This Again
OTOH: On The Other Hand
OTOOH: On The Other Other Hand
OTSH: On The Same Hand
PITA: Pain In The Ass
PMF: Pull My Finger
RTFM: Read The Fucking Manual/Message
SH: Shit Happens
SH2M: Shit Happens To Me
SOI: Sit On It
SOL: Shit Outta Luck
TAFL: Take A Flying Leap
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me
TFASB: Time For A Sex Break
TIC: Tongue In Cheek
TISEC: Tongue In Someone Else’s Cheek
TLA: Three-Letter Acronym
TM: Trust Me
TSR: Totally Stuck In RAM
TTT: That’s The Ticket
TWHAB: This Won’t Hurt A Bit
VI: Village Idiot
WDIPME: Where Did I Put My Excedrin?
WGAFS: Who Gives A Flying Squat?
WTHDTIM: What The Hell Do These Initials Mean?
WTSDS: Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WWW: World Wide Wait
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
WYSIUWYW: What You See Isn’t Usually What You Want
YGBFK: You Gotta Be Fuckin’ Kiddin’
 

This Month's Tips

1 Mar

Solve dressing dilemmas easily. Have a section in the closet with a couple of outfits for days when you wake up late or don’t know what to wear. Have a set formal business outfit, an office casual outfit and a date/dinner-with-family outfit. This strategy can save you the 15 minutes spent trying to make up your mind on what to wear.

Marshmallow squares are delicious, but they stick to your hands when you press the mix into the pan and to the plastic wrap you use to smooth it. While coating your hands with butter-fingered cooking spray seems to do the trick, it also imparts an odd taste to the treats. A simple solution is a cold hand dunk. Prepare the marshmallow mixture as usual, then just before you’re ready to press it flat in the pan, dip your hands in cold water, a method that will combat the stickiest of situations.

Do you have a problem with earwax buildup? You may be low in essential fatty acids. Try taking 1 Tbs. flaxseed or 2,000 Mg. of fish oil daily, advise experts at the Southbury Clinic for Traditional Medicines in Connecticut.

Do you know how many calories you should consume each day? The Mayo Clinic has a calorie counter online. Plug in your height, weight, age and activity level for an instant answer. Go to The Mayo Clinic Website and type “calorie counter” in the search bar.

To make richer cake from a mix, simply add 1 Tbs. of melted butter to the batter.

Clean a hand held can opener with wax paper. Just run a piece of wax paper through the gears, it loosens dirt and coats them so they run smoothly.

This Week's Tips

26 Jan

Add a slice of lemon to the cooking water when making cabbage. The acid in the lemon will cut down on the odor and also help the cabbage retain its natural color.

Don’t spend money at the dry cleaner to remove clothing odors after a party. Get rid of smoky odors by hanging clothes over a tub half-filled with hot water and 3 cups of white vinegar for a half hour. The vinegar-scented steam permeates fabric, neutralizing odors so clothes smell fresh.

Here’s another reason not to smoke! Experts say when smokers go to sleep, they experience withdrawal symptoms from the dip in nicotine, which causes sleep problems. And since nicotine is a stimulant, it may also cause nightmares!

This Week's Tips

19 Jan

Make the most out of leftover wine. Instead of pouring the last of the wine down the drain, freeze it in an ice-cube tray. Then when you need to add zip to sauces, just pop a cube out and drop it in!

Making scallops? Rinse and pat them dry before cooking to keep them from absorbing water and becoming mushy.

Place a strainer over the bowl before you squeeze lemon or lime juice into it, and you’ll never have to worry about pits!

More Tips

11 Jan

Small scratches on furniture can be camouflaged by fibbling in the area with shoe polish paste that matches the color. Even rubbing the scratch with the nut meat of a pecan or walnut works. Rub in, and then buff area.

De-grease jeans easily. Soak in cola 20 minutes before washing to loosen oil and gunk.

If you don’t like getting your hands messy when mixing meatloaf, put the ingredients into a large, resealable plastic bag. Close the bag, then “knead” everything together until well mixed. Kids like helping with this too!

Tips

7 Dec

Is your sink already full of bubbles after handwashing your favorite blouse? Sprinkle the suds with talcum powder to make them disappear.

Keep food from sticking to the grill by spraying the grill with non-stick cooking spray before firing it up.

A problem when making lemon meringue pie is that the hot lemon filling pushes water droplets upward, creating a slick surface that makes it difficult for the airy topping to stick. To ensure a gorgeous pie, soak up the droplets by sprinkling 1 tsp. of cronstarch over the filling. The powder will absorb excess moisture without affecting flavor.

Cooking Tips

30 Nov

When making peanut butter cookies, use a metal meat mallet to make the crisscross design instead of using a fork. Simply dip the mallet in sugar, then press slightly on each cookie.
To prevent chicken breast meat from being too dry, after cooking the chicken, turn it over so the breast inside is down. Let sit for 15 minutes. This allows juice that would normally drip off the chicken to flow into the breast, so it’s more flavorful.
Try stirring a few spoonfuls of buttermilk into a bowl of cream soup, such as cream of mushroom, after it’s heated to add fresh, slightly tangy flavor.

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