E-MAIL/IM/CHAT ROOM SURVIVAL KIT
AOL: Assholes On Line
ASAP: As Soon As Possible
ASAFP: As Soon As Fuckin’ Possible
AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTTSA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again?
BFD: Big Fucking Deal
BMD: Buy Me Dildo
BTSOOM: Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BT: Byte This!
BTWBO: Be There With Bells On
CMF: Count My Fingers!
CTC: Choking The Chicken
DBEYR: Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DHYB: Don’t Hold Your Breath
DILDO: Darlin’ I’ll Lick De Ole
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DQYDJ: Don’t Quit You’re Day Job
DYSTSOTT: Did You See The Size Of That Thing?
FTASB: Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB: Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FYI: For Your Information
FYM: For Your Misinformation
GRD: Grinning Running & Ducking
HAK: Hugs And Kisses
HUYA: Head Up Your Ass
HHOK: Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHO1/2K: Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HIOOC: Help! I’m Out Of Coffee!
IANAC: I Am Not A Crook
IFABCTE: I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
IITYWTMWYKM: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWTMWYBMAD: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYLMA: If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone?
IIWM: If It Were Me
ILSHIBAMF: I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBMS: I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO: In My Not So Humble Opinion
KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid
LDTTWA: Let’s Do The Time Warp Again
LOL: Laughing Out Loud
LSHHTCMS: Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
LTIP: Laughing Till I Puke
MTFBWY: May The Force Be With You
NBFD: No Big Fucking Deal
NFW: No Fucking Way
NYCFS: New York City Finger Salute
OMIK: Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
ONNA: Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA: Oh No Not This Again
OTOH: On The Other Hand
OTOOH: On The Other Other Hand
OTSH: On The Same Hand
PITA: Pain In The Ass
PMF: Pull My Finger
RTFM: Read The Fucking Manual/Message
SH: Shit Happens
SH2M: Shit Happens To Me
SOI: Sit On It
SOL: Shit Outta Luck
TAFL: Take A Flying Leap
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me
TFASB: Time For A Sex Break
TIC: Tongue In Cheek
TISEC: Tongue In Someone Else’s Cheek
TLA: Three-Letter Acronym
TM: Trust Me
TSR: Totally Stuck In RAM
TTT: That’s The Ticket
TWHAB: This Won’t Hurt A Bit
VI: Village Idiot
WDIPME: Where Did I Put My Excedrin?
WGAFS: Who Gives A Flying Squat?
WTHDTIM: What The Hell Do These Initials Mean?
WTSDS: Where The Sun Don’t Shine
WWW: World Wide Wait
WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get
WYSIUWYW: What You See Isn’t Usually What You Want
YGBFK: You Gotta Be Fuckin’ Kiddin’