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		<title>An Urban Legend?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not an urban legend, it happened to an RA in our New York office This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to school at Ithaca College. For two years, he has wanted to ask a certain girl (who is also fromWestchester and also goes to Ithaca) out on a date, but has never [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5756&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Suppository</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After theexamination, the doctor initiated a conversation that wentas follows: D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.L: ?eh?D: Madam &#8211; You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!L: ??EH??D: (shouting) &#8211;IN YOUR [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5753&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Rude Behavior</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/02/01/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-rude-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister and I spent two weeks in Paris. The locals obviously hated Americans &#8212; no matter where we went, we were subject to rude behavior from waiters, store clerks, pedestrians, etc. After a while it started to irritate us.  One day, in Paris, my sister went shopping. She entered a store and started looking around. She was the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5750&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: $200</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/31/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-200/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes over to his friend&#8217;s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. &#8221; Hi, is Tony home?&#8221; &#8221; No, he went to the store.&#8221; &#8220;Well, you mind if I wait?&#8221; &#8221; No, come in.&#8221; They sit down and the friend says, &#8220;You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5747&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Chess Enthusiasts</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/30/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-chess-enthusiasts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing their recenttournament victories. After about an hour,the managercame out of the office and asked them to disperse.&#8220;But why?&#8221;, they asked, as they moved off.&#8220;Because,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t stand chess nuts boastingin an open foyer.&#8221;  Filed under: Jokes<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5742&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Looking Old</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/27/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-looking-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age AndThinking, &#8220;surely I Can&#8217;t Look That Old.&#8221; Well&#8230; You&#8217;ll Love This One. My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For MyFirst Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which BoreHis Full Name. Suddenly, I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5739&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: A Lady&#8217;s Three Wishes</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/26/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-a-ladys-three-wishes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her frontporch, reflecting on her long life, when&#8211;all of a sudden&#8211;a fairygodmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will begranted three wishes. &#8220;Well, now,&#8221; says the old lady, &#8220;I guess I would like to be reallyrich.&#8221; ** POOF *** [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5736&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: New CEO</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/24/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-new-ceo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high techcorporation.  The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately andpresented him with three numbered envelopes. &#8220;Open these if you run upagainst a problem you don&#8217;t think you can solve,&#8221; he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5733&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ezzie&#8217;s Joke of the Day: Hillary Clinton</title>
		<link>http://sillyez.com/2012/01/23/ezzies-joke-of-the-day-hillary-clinton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she&#8217;s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: &#8220;How could you have let this happen?With all that&#8217;s going on right now, you go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=sillyez.com&amp;blog=8011936&amp;post=5730&amp;subd=sillyez&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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