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When You And I Became A We

16 Mar

this is the poem I wrote to celebrate Bailey’s 4TH year of being a guide dog.

When You and I Became A We
Golden fur,Four big paws,Two soft ears,sixteen clippy-cloppy claws,One cold, wet nose,Two beautiful brown eyes,One wagging tail,That is forever hitting
my thighs.
Beautiful you are,From nose to tail,Lovely you seem,And you hardly ever fail To prove your love,Your trust, dedication and loyalty,And four years ago,You
and I became a we.
A team,A partnership,A bond so strong,When you stand beside me,In harness so clean and bright,Nothing seems wrong,And all seems right.
Your bouncy ways when you get excited,Your sulky face when I tell you “no!”Your happiness when its food time,And your dedication when I say, “Time to go!”Your
loyalty as you guide me,Through the streets we both have learnt,Your my eyes and my companion,And no matter what life brings it will never hurtSo much
if you are there,Standing strong by my side,Wagging tail at new friends,Happy bounces at your four-legged ones.
Still a puppy at heart,But a great mobility aid to me,That is why I am grateful,That four years ago you and I became a we.
Sitting to be stroked,When you’re off duty and just a dog,Head so proudly held you’d think you were King of the hogs.Drooling as we pet you,Enjoying the
attention and love,A wonderful buddy you turned out to be,Four years ago when you and I became a we.
We nicknamed you Lord Bailey,As you give off that aristocratical air,Your paws tucked in and your nose held high,And sniff around with that superior glare.Sleeping
so peacefully,In your many beds,Curled up on the living room rug,Or sprawled out on your cushion bed,Jumping with joy as you get a weekly treat,snacking
on the ears of pigs because you’re not fond of the feet,Chewing your bones so loudly,So loud we have to turn up the TV,
Groaning at my feet when I’m studying,You never seem in peace,Twitching and running you go,While you’re soundly asleep,And yet hearing all these noises
it makes me Feel so much at ease.
I feel safe while you’re beside me,You bark to warn of your fear,You sit beside me when I laugh,Nuzzle me when I have tears,When you’re sick I’m beside
you,And it pains me to see you sad,You’re a wonderful best friend/companion,A bonny big old lad.
Some think you’re still in training,Others think you’re old,But I know what you are to me,My furry friend with a heart of gold.Sometimes you’re mischievous
and have to be told off,And sometimes you’re a crazy fool and make me want to laugh,Others you just lay down calmly and quietly at my knees,And I am so
grateful four years ago, You and I became a we.
You guide me through busy streets with ease,Dodge all the lamposts and things,You may sniff the odd bin or two,But you’re a dog and I know dogs have needs.You
run free whenever we get chance,And I love to see you play,And in my heart I keep you safe,For today and all days.You stop at kerbs to warn me,The road
is just right there,You wait to be told to cross,And at “forward” you take me there,You find the shops we need,And sometimes you pretend you don’t hear,I
guess some shops you hate to be in,And then others you would never fear,You know where I like to go,After us being together so long,You know when you’ve
been good or bad,and you know when you’re right and when you’re wrong,You trudge come rain or shine,You plod on even when you’re tired and want to sleep,But
for all your help I am grateful,Four years ago when you and I became a we.
A special dog you are,Like so many others through this world,Gifted to be patient, honest and true,And put my safety on your list of things to do.You ask
for warmth, comfort, food, water and care,And all you truly need other than that is A cuddle or two here and there.So calm and efficient yet Still a crazy
hound,Your personality makes me love you so,And want you to always stick around,The bond we share so special,Your company preferencial,Your presence a
comfort and soMy love is consequential.
So on this day when you became my eyes,When officially you became my best friend,I want you to know I appreciate all that you do,And will until the very
end,So when others understand that bond,Or see you the way I see,Then they will surely know why I am grateful,Four years ago when you and I became a We!
 

A Lesson In English

19 Jan

Girls’ English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

“It’s your decision” = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

” Do what u want” = You’ll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk” = I need to bitch.

“Sure……Go ahead” = I don’t want you too.

” I’m not upset” = Of course I’m upset, u stupid moron!

” How much do u love me?” = I did something today your not goin’ like me 4.

“Is my butt fat?” = Tell me i’m beautiful.

” You have to learn to communicate!” = Just agree with me.

” Are you listening to me?” = Too late, you’re dead!

Guy’s English

” I’m hungry” = I’m hungry

” I’m sleepy” = I’m sleepy

” I’m tired ” = I’m tired

“Do you want to go to a movie?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

” Can I take you to dinner?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“Can I call you sometime?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

” May I have this dance?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“Nice dress” = Nice cleavage.

” You look tensed, let me give you a massage” = I want to fondle you.

” What’s wrong? ” = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

” What’s wrong?” = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

“I’m bored” = Do you want to have sex?

” I love you” = Let’s have sex right now.

” I love you too” = Okay, i said it. We’d better have sex now!

” Let’s talk” = I am tryin’ to impress you by showin’ that I’m a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me!

” Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

A Doggy’s Ten Commandments

13 Jan

A Doggy’s Ten Commandments

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years.  Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me.  It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment.  You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me.  Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me
. 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me.  Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have
been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old.  You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please.  Never say you can’t bear to watch.  Don’t make me face this alone.  Everything is easier for
me if you are there, because I love you so.

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Winter Wonder Land

22 Dec

The following is a guest post by MJ Phoenix. To submit a post, please Click here.

Winter Wonder Land

In the darkened sky,
And on the ground below,
a light glimmers!
Glimmers from the blanket
That lays there so still,
after the storm it caused,
brightening the land and
Yet changing everything about it.

sparkling like a jewel,
Hidden in a dark room,
The blanket drapes everything with such glamour.
Hanging on the bear branches,
Draping them with glitter,
Like from a Christmas card picture.

Upon the buildings,
Layered so precisely,
The white icing all it falls upon
Into a elegant cake,
Glinting in the starlight.

And below on the ground,
Where dismal once tred,
Now lies a fabric of purity,
Lay there so perfect and picturesque
You would believe it was a magical kingdom.

The sounds of silence,
Muffled by the white carpet,
The crunch now audible beneath your boots,
And yet so still
After the blizzard before it,
The winter wonderland exists to be,
And yet is so unreal,
Almost untrue,
But it is real,
as real as me and you!

Christmas Joy

12 Dec

snow flakes falling all around,
Angels singing in the air,
Children singing Christmas songs,
It’s that time of year.

The smells of cooking and fresh trees,
The sights of brightly colored wrapped gifts with bows,
The laughter and joy emitting from all around,

And here Christmas is again how we know
It to be,
Filled with love and joy,
Fun and games to be had by all,
Toys and surprises for every girl and boy.

Whispers of Santa ready to visit,
Preparing his reindeer and slay,
Chocolates, mince pies, turkey and the works,
Wine and fine things to be had on Christmas day.

Icicles on noses,
Jack frost leaving his trace Upon the window pane,
Cuddling before a blazing fire with a hot drink,
Treating ourselves to pudding and sugar canes,
Christmas comes but one time of year,
And as we throw snowballs in feisty fun,
We all enjoy the spirit of Christmas,
Each and every one!

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