Archive | August, 2010

Classic Quotes by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

28 Aug

Classic Quotes by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

1749-1832

German philosopher

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

A creation of importance can only be produced when its author isolates himself, it is a child of solitude.

A man’s manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.

A noble person attracts noble people, and knows how to hold on to them.

A person hears only what they understand.

A person places themselves on a level with the ones they praise. ————————

A purpose you impart is no longer your own.

A really great talent finds its happiness in execution.

A useless life is an early death.

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Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Alas! sorrow from happiness is oft evolved.

Notable Birthdays For August 28

28 Aug

Those born on this date are under the sign of Virgo. They include:

  • German poet, novelist and dramatist Johann von Goethe in 1749
  • Elizabeth Ann Seton, first U.S.-born saint of the Roman Catholic Church, in 1774
  • Actor Charles Boyer in 1899
  • Psychologist Bruno Bettelheim in 1903
  • Actor Nancy Kulp in 1921
  • Actor/dancer Donald O’Connor in 1925
  • Actor Ben Gazzara in 1930 (age 80)
  • Former Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen in 1940 (age 70)
  • Baseball manager Lou Piniella and singer/actor David Soul, both in 1943 (age 67)
  • Actor Daniel Stern in 1957 (age 53)
  • Ice skater Scott Hamilton in 1958 (age 52)
  • Actor Emma Samms in 1960 (age 50)
  • Actor Billy Boyd in 1968 (age 42)
  • Actor Jack Black and Jason Priestley, both in 1969 (age 41)
  • Figure skating Hall of Fame member Todd Eldredge and Olympic gold medal swimmer Janet Evans, both in 1971 (age 39)
  • country singer Shania Twain in 1965 (age 45)
  • Country singer LeAnn Rimes in 1982 (age 28)
  • Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit, held captive since June 2006, in 1986 (age 24)

This Day In History: August 28

28 Aug

In 1884, the first known photograph of a tornado was made.

In 1922, a New York City realty company paid $100 for the first radio commercial, on station WEAF.

In 1955, while visiting family in Money, Miss., 14-year-old Emmett Till, an African-American from Chicago, was slain for flirting with a white woman four
days earlier. His alleged killers were acquitted.

In 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. delivered his “I have a dream” speech from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial before more than 200,000 people gathered for
the “Freedom March” in Washington.

In 1968, the Democratic Party nominated Hubert Humphrey for president as thousands of anti-Vietnam War demonstrators battled police in the streets and parks
of Chicago.

In 1986, Soviet spy Jerry Whitworth was sentenced in San Francisco to 365 years in prison and fined $410,000.

In 1988, more than 50 people were killed in the Philippines in an unsuccessful coup attempt against President Corazon Aquino.

In 1990, at least 27 people died and more than 350 were injured when a tornado struck Will County, Ill., southwest of Chicago.

In 1996, after four years of separation, Prince Charles, heir to the British throne, and his wife, Princess Diana, were formally divorced.

In 2002, four men, three of them working at the airport, were indicted in Detroit as suspected terrorists. Another man, suspected of trying to set up a
terrorist training camp in Oregon, was indicted in Seattle.

In 2003, North Korea said it would prove it had nuclear weapons by conducting a test. The warning came at the conclusion of talks in Beijing with other
nations over North Korea’s weapons program.

In 2004, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell canceled plans to attend closing ceremonies at the Summer Olympics in Greece after protests against U.S. foreign
policy.

In 2005, Hurricane Katrina picked up strength as it roared toward the Gulf Coast, reaching Category 5 status, with winds of almost 150 miles an hour, touching
off one of the largest evacuations in U.S. history. The mayor of New Orleans issued a mandatory evacuation order while fleeing residents clogged highways
in other parts of Louisiana and in Mississippi and Alabama.

In 2007, Abdullah Gul was elected president in the third round of parliamentary voting in Turkey, reported to be the nation’s first Islamist chief in modern
history.

Also in 2007, U.S. Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, admitted he pleaded guilty without consulting a lawyer to disorderly conduct in a Minneapolis airport men’s
room incident in June but insisted he had done nothing wrong.

In 2008, Sen. John McCain, the presumed Republican nominee for president, chose Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate.

Also in 2008, as part of a $3 billion deal, China agreed to provide Iraq with technical advisers, workers and equipment to develop the Ahdab oil field.

In 2009, the June 27 death of entertainer Michael Jackson was ruled a homicide by drug overdose after his personal physician admitted giving him the powerful
anesthetic propofol and the sedative lorazepam on the day of his death.

Ezy’s Joke of the Day: British Hospitality

28 Aug

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping
at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences…no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC
RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides
to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, “I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”

“I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really, really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”

“Ah, yes,” said the policeman…”Just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

“In there,” points the policeman. “Go ahead sir, anywhere you like.”

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer,
“That was really decent of you… is that what you call English hospitality?”

“No sir…”, replied the police officer, “…that is what we call the French Embassy.”

A Little Bit About the Bikini

27 Aug

How long have women been wearing bikinis?

A bikini or two-piece is a type of women’s swimsuit, characterized by two separate parts — one covering the breasts, the other the groin (and optionally
the buttocks), leaving an uncovered area between the two garments. The shapes of both parts of a bikini closely resemble women’s underwear, and the lower
part of a bikini can therefore range from the more revealing thong or g-string to briefs and the more modest square-cut shorts. While the bikini as named
is a relatively new creation, two-piece garments worn by women for athletic purposes have been observed on Greek urns and paintings, dated as early as
1400 BC.

When did the modern bikini come into existence?

According to the official version, the modern bikini was invented by French engineer Louis Reard and fashion designer Jacques Heim in Paris in 1946. It
was named after Bikini Atoll, the site of nuclear weapon tests a few days earlier in the Marshall Islands, on the reasoning that the burst of excitement
it would cause would be like said thermonuclear device. However, women in Paris were wearing bikinis one year before the bikini was “invented” as documented
with pictures in the July 16, 1945 issue of Life.

Was the bikini an instant hit?

Contrary to what you might think, it took fifteen years for the bikini to be accepted in the United States. In 1951 bikinis were banned from the Miss World
Contest. In 1957, however, Brigitte Bardot’s bikini in And God Created Woman created a market for the swimwear in the US, and in 1960, Brian Hyland’s pop
song “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” inspired a bikini-buying spree. Finally the bikini caught on, and by 1963, the movie Beach Party,
starring Annette Funicello (emphatically not in a bikini, by mentor Walt Disney’s personal request) and Frankie Avalon, led a wave of films that made the
bikini a pop-culture symbol.

What’s the best bust size for wearing a string bikini?

The string bikini is one of the first and most classic renovations of the traditional bikini, generally consisting of the barest minimal fabric coverage
for the top and bottoms. The string bikini style looks best on women with small busts or boyish shapes. Because women with small breasts do not need a
large amount of bra-style support, a traditional triangle top can serve to add more shape and curve to the breasts. In addition, triangle tops with built-in
under wires can work similarly to a push-up bra to maximize the breasts.

What are some other types of bikinis?

In recent years, the term monokini has come into use for topless bathing by women: where the bikini has two parts, the monokini is the lower part. Where
monokinis are in use, the word bikini may jokingly refer to a two-piece outfit consisting of a monokini and a sun hat. The tankini is a swimsuit combining
a tank top and a bikini bottom.

Classic Quotes by Lyndon Baines Johnson

27 Aug

Classic Quotes by Lyndon Baines Johnson

1908-1973

US President (36), Vice President (37)

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he’s going to get sick on it.

A man without a vote is man without protection.

A President’s hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.

A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman… They are both… lawbreakers, destroyers of
constitutional rights and liberties and ultimately destroyers of a free America.

All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and a pencil with an eraser on it.

Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

Curtis Le May wants to bomb Hanoi and Haiphong. You know how he likes to go around bombing.

Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

Education is not a problem. Education is an opportunity.
 

Notable Birthdays For August 27

27 Aug

Those born on this date include:

  • German philosopher Georg Hegel in 1770
  • Novelist Theodore Dreiser in 1871
  • English automaker Charles Rolls in 1877
  • Novelist C.S. Forester in 1899
  • Lyndon Baines Johnson, 36th president of the United States, in 1908
  • Nobel Peace Prize winner Mother Teresa in 1910
  • Singer/actress Martha Raye in 1916
  • Singer/actor Tommy Sands in 1937 (age 73)
  • Actress Tuesday Weld in 1943 (age 67)
  • Actor Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) in 1952 (age 58)
  • Actress Sarah Chalke in 1976 (age 34)

This Day In History: August 27

27 Aug

In 1859, the first successful oil well in the United States was drilled near Titusville, Pa.

In 1883, the most powerful volcanic eruption in recorded history occurred on Krakatoa, a small, uninhabited island located west of Sumatra in Indonesia.

In 1928, the Kellogg-Briand Pact, outlawing war as a means to settle international disputes, was signed by 15 nations in Paris. World War II began 11 years
later.

In 1939, Adolf Hitler served notice on England and France that Germany wanted Danzig and the Polish Corridor.

In 1962, the Mariner 2 was launched.

In 1977, IRA militants killed Louis Mountbatten, a cousin of the queen, by blowing up his boat. It was the IRA’s first attack on the royal family.

In 1991, the Soviet republic of Moldavia declared independence and the European Community recognized Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania as independent countries.

In 1992, Serbian leaders at the Yugoslav peace conference pledged to close the prisoner-of-war camps, end “ethnic cleansing” and work toward peace.

In 1999, two Russian cosmonauts and a French astronaut left Mir to return to Earth, leaving the orbiting Russian space station unmanned for the first time
in 13 years.

In 2003, the United States and North Korea met privately in Beijing during the six-nation talks on Pyongyang’s nuclear program. Diplomats said there was
no breakthrough in the talks.

In 2004, Russian authorities said traces of explosives were found in the wreckage of two airliners that crashed within minutes of each other after takeoff
earlier in the week in Moscow, heightening suspicion of terrorism. A total of 89 people died in the crashes.

In 2006, reports said hundreds of tribal chiefs signed a pact supporting reconciliation and an end to sectarian strife in Iraq while bombs and gunfire
killed 100 Iraqis over a two-day period.

In 2007, beleaguered U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced his resignation, effective Sept. 17. He had been embroiled in several controversies
including the firings of nine U.S. attorneys, treatment of detainees, surveillance and other issues.

In 2008, Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois was formally elected the Democratic presidential nominee at the party’s national convention in Denver. In a symbolic
gesture, Sen. Hillary Clinton, his closest opponent, moved to end the roll call and nominate Obama by acclamation. Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware was the party’s
vice presidential nominee.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Do You Know Your Judgment Day?

27 Aug

Fellow 1 : “Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time
he would die that day, and he was right about that, too.”

Fellow 2 : “Wow, that’s Incredible. How did he know all of that?”

Fellow 1 : “A judge told him.”

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