Archive | July, 2010

This Day In History: July 30

30 Jul

In 1619, in Jamestown, Va., the first elected legislative assembly in the New World — the House of Burgesses — convened in the choir loft of the town’s
church.

In 1729, Baltimore, Md., was founded.

In 1733, the first Freemasons lodge was opened in what would become the United States.

In 1930, Uruguay won the World Cup soccer tournament.

In 1932, Walt Disney released his first color cartoon, “Flowers and Trees,” made in three-color Technicolor.

In 1936, author Margaret Mitchell sold the film rights for “Gone With the Wind” to MGM for $50,000, most ever for a first novel.

In 1974, the U.S. House Judiciary Committee, by a vote of 21-17, approved a third article of impeachment against U.S. President Richard Nixon, charging
him with ignoring congressional subpoenas. Nixon resigned before the issue went to trial.

In 1975, former Teamsters Union President Jimmy Hoffa was last seen outside a suburban Detroit restaurant. He was declared dead in 1982.

In 1976, Kate Smith made her last public appearance on this date, singing her signature number “God Bless America” on a TV program honoring the U.S. Bicentennial.

In 1991, a special U.N. commission to Iraq announced it had found 46,000 chemical shells and warheads and 3,000 tons of raw materials for weapons.

In 1994, the United States, Germany, Britain, France and Russia decided to tighten sanctions on the Serb-dominated government in what remained of Yugoslavia.

In 1997, suicide bombers detonated two bombs in an outdoor market in West Jerusalem, killing themselves and 13 other people.

In 1999, a Maryland grand jury indicted Linda Tripp for illegally taping her phone conversations with Monica Lewinsky.

In 2002, Pope John Paul II was present for the canonization of Pedro de San Jose Betanur of Guatemala, Central America’s first saint, and Juan Diego of
Mexico City, first American Indian saint.

In 2003, U.S. President George W. Bush indicated he would favor a law or constitutional amendment barring same-sex marriages. The Vatican also condemned
gay unions.

In 2004, the U.N. Security Council adopted a U.S.-drafted resolution demanding Sudan disarm within 30 days and prosecute those responsible for thousands
of deaths in Darfur.

In 2005, British police said they arrested six men and one woman in the failed July 21 London subway bombings. That brought to 13 the number of suspects
in custody in the apparent, unsuccessful attempt to match the July 7 attack that killed 56.

In 2006, an Israeli air raid leveled a building housing civilians in the Lebanese village of Qana, reportedly killing at least 65 people, mostly women
and children. Israeli officials said the wrong building was hit.

In 2008, embroiled in a corruption investigation into alleged events before he became Israeli prime minister, Ehud Olmert announced he was resigning his
post as soon as his party chose a new leader.

In 2009, Britain, Australia and Romania pulled their last remaining forces from Iraq, leaving the United States and its almost 130,000 troops as the sole
remnant of the 2003 multinational invading coalition.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: The Power of Positive Thinking

30 Jul

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
“Two Prostitutes — $50.00.”

A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign
Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
“JESUS SAVES.”

One of the girls asked the officer,
“How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different; the officer smiled “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies
driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy bust , he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

“Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter — $50.00.”

Denmark’s Legoland Is Still An Original!

29 Jul

Denmark’s Legoland is Still An Original!

Jennifer Merin

BILLUND, Denmark — This small town in the fertile farmlands of Denmark’s rural Jutland peninsula, about 150 miles west of Copenhagen, isn‘t much to write
home about — but it does boast one of the singularly most popular tourist attractions in Denmark.

It’s Legoland!

Billund is home of the original version of the famous toy-based theme park that has expanded to various locations around the globe. The Billund Legoland
draws more than 100,000 visitors annually.

As it’s opening premise — the gimmick that distinguishes it from all other theme parks — much of Legoland is built primarily from those tiny colorful
toy building bricks that have entertained and challenged children of all ages since 1958, when the interlocking plastic system was patented and introduced
to the world market.

Denmark’s Legoland was built in Billund in 1968. Since then, would-be inventors, engineers and architects, aged eight to 85, have come from around the
world to see how 35-million blocks have been used to build a monument to Lego ingenuity — by replicating in miniature so many of the world‘s most famous
monuments and tourist attractions.

Legoland’s famous Miniland, the heart of the original theme park, is an expanse of world attractions that have been re-built in miniature by extremely
inventive artisans using nothing but Lego bricks.

The exhibitions are astonishing in their detail and awesome in their precision. Most are built to 1:20 scale, and there are many automated models that
are run by remote control.

There are rural scenes with architecture typical of Denmark, Sweden, Finland, the Netherlands and Great Britain, as well as realistic representations of
Norway’s fjords, Germany’s Rhine River Valley and an international airport that’s complete with aircraft taxiing on the runways.

Copenhagen’s waterfront is re-created, with model ships loading and unloading on the docks and ferries plying real water. Then there are the canals of
Amsterdam with draw bridges and the distinctively Dutch gabled houses that line the city’s narrow waterways.

Of special interest to American visitors are the Statue of Liberty, the U.S. Capitol Buildings, a monument to Sitting Bull and a replica of Mount Rushmore.
For Mount Rushmore, 1.5-million Legos were used to recreate the heads of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. As
they were originally carved in the Black Hills of South Dakota by Danish-American sculptor Gutzon Borgium, the presidents’ heads are about 60 feet from
forehead to chin. At Legoland, they quite imposing at about one-tenth that height — and still tower over many visitors.

Lego was founded in Billund in the 1930s by Ole Kirk Christiansen, a Danish master carpenter. The company’s first products were blocks made of wood, but
the production line was quickly expanded to include other items — and eventually became the distinctive line of toys available today under the respected
Lego trademark.

The company’s name, which is derived from Christiansen’s motto, the Danish “leg godt,” which translates into English as “play well” is actually a fitting
anthem for the themed park, as well as a marker for the company’s products.

Billund is still Lego’s international headquarters, and it’s quite a company town. About 20 percent of the town’s residents work at the company.

In the past few years, Legoland added a number of family-friendly amusement rides fit for kids of all ages — ranging from toddlers to seniors. There are
currently over 50 rides and attractions covered by the price of admission to the park.

Included in the selection are a train that slowly meanders through most of the park’s attractions and gives a great overview of what you‘ll want to explore
at closer range by foot.

In pirate-themed boat rides, you can man a cannon and douse opponents with water, while you, too, get doused. On the gentle mining-themed roller coaster
takes you through dark mining areas and past the Mount Rushmore replica. The Viking River Splash is thrilling flume ride. And, there are flying carpet
rides.

Additionally, there’s the thrilling Dragon roller coaster that takes you through the Knight’s Kingdom, an area with a medieval theme that also features
the King’s Castle, where live performances recount the entertaining stories about the princes and princesses of yore.

There’s also a submarine ride that shows you sharks swimming around Atlantis, and a Wild West area where you can pan for gold and bake bread with Chief
Longears.

One of the favorite interactive attractions for young kids is the Peugeot Traffic School, where they can learn to drive and actually get their first “real”
drivers license — which is valid throughout Legoland!

Well, not quite. You have to board Legoland’s latest ride, a “dark ride” called The Temple, as a passenger. You hop on a jeep and head off for a wild treasure
hunt through The Temple, a spooky environment in which there are mummies lurking in the darkness, treacherous villains and terrifying earthquakes. You’re
equipped with a gun, and the more targets you shoot successfully, the higher your treasure hunt score at the end of the run. It’s really fun.

The ride that takes you up to the Legoland observation tower is a must, too. From the high vantage point, you can see all of Legoland and much of the town
of Billund. This is a great way to begin or conclude your Legoland visit.

Of course, if you’re a Lego fan, you know the original Legoland has sister parks in Carlsbad (California), Windsor (England), and Gunzburg (Germany), as
well as fun Lego Discovery Centers in Chicago (Illinois), Manchester (England), Berlin and Duisburg (Germany).

While each of these locations has its own layout of attractions and particular appeal, the original park in Billund does have a unique charm. There’s something
about being in a place where an idea was born that has a special appeal. And, replicable as it might be, nothing in the world quite compares with the original
Miniland’s brilliant display and extraordinary ingenuity.

You can find out more about Legoland in Billund here. And, you can get details about travel to Denmark here.

Phone Numbers, Prairie Dogs, and Oscar’s Award

29 Jul

Why do phone numbers have seven digits?

The short-term memory capacity for most people is between five and nine items or digits. This is one reason that phone numbers were kept to seven digits
(not including area code).

Why do prairie dogs kiss?

Expressing recognition rather than love, Utah prairie dogs exchange “kisses.” By the touching of incisor teeth, they quickly confirm the identity of group
members.

How did the Academy Award get its name?

The Academy Award statue is named after a librarian’s uncle. One day Margaret Herrick, librarian for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, made
a remark that the statue looked like her Uncle Oscar, and the name stuck.

How faithful is Old Faithful?

Old Faithful, the jewel of Yellowstone National Park in Calistoga, California, is not as dependable as it used to be. Because of vandalism and age-old geological
shifts, the world’s largest geyser is slowly losing its reputation for erupting like clockwork. In 1970, the average time between eruptions of the 126-year-old
geyser was 66 minutes. The average today is about once every 77 minutes, or 18 times a day instead of 21. The geyser’s power hasn’t diminished, however.

How authoritative was Edith?

Edith Head’s 34 Academy Award nominations and 8 Oscars make her both the most honored costume designer and woman in Academy Award history to date. In all,
Head served as costume designer for more than 340 films, TV series, and made-for-TV movies. In Edith Head’s Hollywood,her 1983 autobiography co-written
with Paddy Calisto, Head stated, “There’s nothing like a row of Oscars on a dress designer’s desk for putting the fear of God into an actress who thinks
she knows everything about dress designing.”

Classic Quotes by Booth Tarkington

29 Jul

Classic Quotes by Booth Tarkington

1869-1946

US writer

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Arguments only confirm people in their own opinions.

Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.

So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
  

Names And Puns

29 Jul

I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood
Ready…Set…: Sadie Word
Raising Flowers By Hand: Flo Wrist
Skunks in the Shrubbery: P. Yew
I’m Fine: Howard Yu
The Dead Of Winter: Jan Yuary
Mensa Man: Gene Yuss
Tear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou Zerr
Hollywood Gossip: Phyllis Zinn
Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma
The German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp

Notable Birthdays For July 29

29 Jul

Those born on this date include:

  • Grigori Rasputin, in 1871
  • French historian Alexis de Tocqueville in 1805
  • Novelist Booth Tarkington in 1869
  • Italian dictator Benito Mussolini in 1883
  • Actor Theda Bara in 1885
  • Composer Sigmund Romberg ( Lover Come Back to Me, When I Grow Too Old to Dream ), in 1887
  • Second U.N. Secretary-General in 1905
  • Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Dag Hammarskjold in 1905
  • Actor William Powell in 1892
  • Actor Clara Bow in 1905
  • Actor Richard Egan in 1921
  • Bluegrass star Henry D. Homer Haynes, member of the Homer and Jethro musical duo, in 1920
  • Former U.S. Labor Secretary and Sen. Elizabeth Dole, R-N.C., in 1936 (age 74)
  • TV anchorman Peter Jennings in 1938
  • Actor David Warner in 1941 (age 69)
  • Documentary filmmaker Ken Burns in 1953 (age 57)
  • Rock musician Patti Scialfa in 1953 (age 57)
  • Country singer Martina McBride in 1966 (age 44)
  • Actor Wil Wheaton in 1972 (age 38)

This Day In History: July 29

29 Jul

In 1588, off the coast of Gravelines, France, Spain’s “Invincible Armada” was defeated by an English naval force under the command of Charles Howard and
Francis Drake.

In 1836, the Arc de Triomphe in France was inaugurated.

In 1848, at the height of the potato famine in Ireland, an abortive nationalist revolt against English rule was crushed by government police in Tipperary.

In 1900, Italian King Umberto I was shot to death by Gaetano Bresci, an Italian-born anarchist who resided in America before returning to his homeland
to kill the king.

In 1914, the first transcontinental telephone linkup was completed between San Francisco and New York City.

In 1968, Pope Paul VI upheld the prohibition of all artificial means of birth control for Roman Catholics.

In 1981, Prince Charles, heir to the British throne, married Diana Spencer at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London.

In 1991, the Federal Reserve sought a $200 million penalty against bank BCCI for violating U.S. banking laws. It was the largest fine in the Federal Reserve’s
history.

In 1992, former U.S. Secretary of Defense Clark Clifford and his law partner, Robert Altman, were indicted on charges of lying about their roles in the
BCCI bank scandal.

In 1993, the Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously approved Judge Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Also in 1993, the Israeli Supreme Court overturned the conviction and death sentence of retired U.S. autoworker John Demjanjuk, accused of being a World
War II Nazi death camp guard known as “Ivan the Terrible.”

In 1994, the Senate approved the nomination of federal Judge Stephen Breyer to the U.S. Supreme Court.

In 1996, China conducted an underground atomic test, then declared a moratorium on such explosions.

In 1998, U.S. President Bill Clinton agreed to give videotaped testimony at the White House to be viewed by a federal grand jury investigating his alleged
affair with former intern Monica Lewinsky.

In 1999, a federal judge in Little Rock, Ark., fined U.S. President Bill Clinton $89,000 for lying about his relationship with former White House intern
Monica Lewinsky in his deposition in the Paula Jones sexual harassment case.

Also in 1999, a securities trader who suffered heavy losses killed nine people and wounded 11 others in Atlanta before taking his own life. Police later
found the bodies of his wife and two children at his home.

In 2004, Pakistan announced the capture of a Tanzanian al-Qaida member sought by the United States in the 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in Kenya and
Tanzania.

In 2005, authorities said heavy rains and flooding in Mumbai and surrounding areas had killed 1,000 people.

In 2007, Pakistani officials warned that an estimated 600 students who disappeared after the crackdown on the Red Mosque may be planning suicide attacks
in Islamabad.

In 2008, U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens, R-Alaska, was indicted by a federal grand jury on seven felony counts accusing him of failing to disclose gifts from an
oil services company.

Also in 2008, the so-called Doha round of world trade talks collapsed in Geneva after seven years of intermittent negotiations due to an impasse between
the United States, China and India over protection for farmers.

In 2009, major U.S. technology companies Microsoft and Yahoo! agreed to collaborate on Internet search and advertising in an effort to better compete with
rival Google.

Fun With A Wrong Number

29 Jul

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. “Hello?” I said. A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can
I speak to Ben, please?” I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. I replied, “I’m sorry, he’s
not in right now. Can I take a message?”

“Do you know what time he’ll be back?” she responded.

“I think he said he’d be home around 10:00.”

Silence on the other end… a confused silence.

“Is this Steve?”

My name isn’t Steve, either. This was definitely a wrong number.

So I replied, “Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?”

“Well… he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,” she said in a slightly irritated voice.

I replied, “Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said that he would be back at 10:00.”

A shocked voice now: “Who’s Karen?!”

“The girl he went out with.”

“I know that! I mean… who is she?”

“I don’t know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message for Ben?”

“Yes… please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home.”

She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper flaring. “I sure will. Is this Jennifer?”

She exploded, “Who’s Jennifer?”

Apparently she wasn’t.

“Well… he’s going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry… it was an honest mistake.”

“Ben’s the one that’s made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and the she’s very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets
home.”

I smiled and said, “Okay, I will… but Becky isn’t going to like this…”

– Click —

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