Archive | May, 2010

Classic Quotes By Walt Whitman

31 May

Classic Quotes by Walt Whitman

1819-1892

U.S. poet

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.

After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on – have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear
- what remains? Nature remains.

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candor.

And there is no trade or employment but the young man following it may become a hero.

And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

Baseball will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic
set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.

Be curious, not judgmental.

Behold I do not give lectures or a little charity, When I give I give myself.

Camerado, I give you my hand, I give you my love more precious than money, I give you myself before preaching or law; Will you give me yourself?

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.
  

Notable Birthdays For May 31

31 May

Those born on this date include:

  • Poet Walt Whitman and surgeon William Mayo, founder of the Mayo Clinic, both in 1819
  • Radio humorist Fred Allen in 1894
  • Clergyman-author Norman Vincent Peale in 1898
  • Actor Don Ameche in 1908
  • U.S. Sen. Henry Jackson, D-Wash., in 1912
  • Prince Rainier of Monaco in 1923
  • Actor Clint Eastwood in 1930 (age 80)
  • Peter, Paul and Mary’s Peter Yarrow in 1938 (age 72)
  • Country singer Johnny Paycheck in 1938
  • NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath in 1943 (age 67)
  • Actress Sharon Gless ( Cagney and Lacey ) in 1943 (age 67)
  • Actor Tom Berenger in 1950 (age 60)
  • Actor Gregory Harrison in 1950 (age 60)
  • Actor Kyle Secor ( Homicide: Life on the Street ) in 1958 (age 52)
  • Actor/writer Chris Elliot in 1960 (age 50)
  • Actress Lea Thompson ( Caroline in the City ) in 1961 (age 49)
  • Actress/model Brooke Shields in 1965 (age 45)

This Day In History: May 31

31 May

In 1678, the Godiva procession through Coventry began.

In 1790, U.S. President George Washington signed into law the first U.S. copyright law.

In 1889, a flood in Johnstown, Pa., left more than 2,200 people dead.

In 1902, Britain and South Africa signed a peace treaty ending the Boer War.

In 1927, the final Ford Model T was built. More than 15 million of the vehicles were produced.

In 1962, Israel hanged Adolf Eichmann for his part in the killing of 6 million Jews by Nazi Germany in World War II.

In 1973, the U.S. Senate voted to cut off funds for U.S. bombing of Cambodia.

In 1985, seven federally insured banks in Arkansas, Minnesota, Nebraska and Oregon were closed by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. It was a single-day
record for closings since the FDIC was founded in 1934.

In 1990, U.S. President George H.W. Bush and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev opened a four-day summit in Washington, focusing on the role of a united Germany
in Europe.

In 1994, U.S. Rep. Dan Rostenkowski, D-Ill., was indicted on felony charges, including embezzlement.

In 2003, Eric Robert Rudolph, the long-sought fugitive in the 1996 Atlanta Olympic bombing and attacks on abortion clinics and a gay nightclub, in which
two died, was arrested while rummaging through a dumpster in North Carolina.

In 2004, a bomb ripped through a Shiite mosque in Karachi, Pakistan, while worshippers were saying evening prayers. Sixteen people were killed.

In 2005, Mark Felt admitted that, while No. 2 man in the FBI, he was “Deep Throat,” the shadowy contact whose help to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward
and Carl Bernstein on the 1972 Watergate break-in led to U.S. President Richard Nixon’s resignation.

In 2007, U.S. President George W. Bush called on the world’s top polluters to develop a strategy to cut emissions of greenhouse gases.

Also in 2007, a civilian Nigerian president was succeeded by another civilian for the first time.

In 2008, U.S. Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois moved closer to capturing the Democratic presidential nomination. At the end of May, the last full month on
the party’s primary calendar. Obama led Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York by a reported more than 150 delegates.

In 2009, the U.S. stock market rose for the third consecutive month with the Dow Jones industrial average up 4.1 percent and the Standard and Poor’s 500
and Nasdaq composite up 5.3 and 3.3 percent, respectively.

Also in 2009, Dr. George Tiller, 67, who ran an abortion clinic in Wichita, Kan., was killed while ushering at a church service. Scott Roeder, a fervent
abortion opponent, was charged with first-degree murder.

Memorial Day Quote

31 May

“We’re getting ready for the Letterman family Memorial Day picnic. Last year Uncle Earl, God bless him, got a little confused.

Last year he confused his flask with the charcoal starter fluid.”

~ Dave Letterman

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: The Lawyer’s Dog

31 May

A butcher was minding his store one day, when a dog ran in and stole a cut of meat off his counter. The butcher recognized the dog as belonging to his neighbor
who was a lawyer. He called up his neighbor and said, “Your dog stole meat from my store. I believe you owe me for the meat.”

The lawyer said “You are correct. How much was the meat?”

The butcher told him that it cost $4.50, the lawyer replied that the butcher should receive a check for that amount in the mail the next day.

The next day, the check arrived in the mail for $4.50, with a bill attached for $150 “for legal consultation.”

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

30 May

This is how it develops:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills
back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I’m going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off
the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can
of Coke that I had been drinking.

I’m going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm,
and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches
my eye–they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I’m going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize
that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back
in the den where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the
remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end
of the day:

—-the car isn’t washed,
—-the bills aren’t paid,
—-there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
—-the flowers don’t have enough water,
—-there is still o nly 1 check in my check book,
—-I can’t find the remote,
—-I can’t find my glasses,
—-and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail.

Classic Quotes by Mikhail Bakunin

30 May

Classic Quotes by Mikhail Bakunin

1814-1876

Russian subversive

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

Everything will past, and the world will perish but the Ninth Symphony will remain.

From each according to his faculties; to each according to his needs.

I am truly free only when all human beings, men and women, are equally free. The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on
the contrary, its necessary premise and confirmation.

To revolt is a natural tendency of life. Even a worm turns against the foot that crushes it. In general, the vitality and relative dignity of an animal
can be measured by the intensity of its instinct to revolt.
  

Quotes That Make You Think

30 May

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man’s life, lifting it from the sphere
of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom.
- Albert Einstein

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s freedom. You can only be free if I am free.
- Clarence Darrow

The only sure bulwark of continuing liberty is a government strong enough to protect the interests of the people, and a people strong enough and well enough
informed to maintain its sovereign control over the government.
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The wave of the future is not the conquest of the world by a single dogmatic creed but the liberation of the diverse energies of free nations and free
men.

Liberty without learning is always in peril and learning without liberty is always in vain.

We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is
afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.
- John F. Kennedy

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have these three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence
to practice neither.
- Mark Twain

Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err.
- Mohandas K. Gandhi

Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take,
but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!
- Patrick Henry

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free.
- Pearl S. Buck

It is no dishonor to be in a minority in the cause of liberty and virtue.
- Sam Adams

If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it
will lose that too.
- Somerset Maugham

I have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master.

A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.

No man has a natural right to commit aggression on the equal rights of another, and this is all from which the laws ought to restrain him.
- Thomas Jefferson

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may
have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms — to choose
one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.
- Victor Frankl

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win.
- Leonid Brezhnev

Notable Birthdays For May 30

30 May

Those born on this date include:

  • Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig and many other cartoon characters, in 1908
  • Bandleader/clarinetist Benny Goodman in 1909
  • Restaurant executive Bob Evans in 1918
  • Christine Jorgensen, who gained notoriety for undergoing a sex-change operation, in 1926
  • Actor Clint Walker in 1927 (age 83)
  • Actor Keir Dullea in 1936 (age 74)
  • Actor Michael J. Pollard in 1939 (age 71)
  • NFL Hall of Fame running back Gale Sayers in 1943 (age 61)
  • Actor Colm Meaney in 1953 (age 57)
  • Actor Ted McGinley in 1958 (age 52)
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