The following are actual medical records [supposedly] taken from patients’ actual medical charts…
– The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
– I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
– The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
– She is numb from her toes down.
– While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
– The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
– Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
– Patient was alert and unresponsive.
– When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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