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Classic Quotes by Joseph Priestely

13 Mar

Classic Quotes by Joseph Priestley

1733-1804

English theologian and scientist

I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning…

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

It is no use speaking in soft, gentle tones if everyone else is shouting.

The more elaborate our means of communication, the less we communicate.

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.
  

Notable Birthdays For March 13

13 Mar

Those born on this date include:
- English chemist Joseph Priestley, the discoverer of oxygen, in 1733
- Astronomer Percival Lowell in 1855
- Publisher Walter Annenberg in 1908
- Bandleader Sammy Kaye in 1910
- L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology, in 1911
- Former CIA Director William Casey in 1913
- Cartoonist Al Jaffee in 1921 (age 89)
- Helen Callaghan Candaele Saint Aubin, known as the Ted Williams of women’s baseball, in 1929
- Singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka in 1939 (age 71)
- Political commentator Charles Krauthammer in 1950 (age 60)
- Actor William H. Macy in 1950 (age 60)
- Actress Dana Delany in 1956 (age 54)
- Actress Emile Hirsch in 1985 (age 25)

This Day In History: March 13

13 Mar

In 1639, Harvard College in Massachusetts was named for John Harvard.

In 1781, the planet Uranus was discovered by British astronomer William Herschel.

In 1868, the Republican-dominated U.S. Senate began impeachment proceedings against U.S. President Andrew Johnson, a Democrat and successor to Abraham
Lincoln, climaxing a political feud following the Civil War. He was acquitted by one vote.

In 1881, Czar Alexander II, the ruler of Russia since 1855, was killed in a St. Petersburg street by a bomb thrown by a member of the revolutionary “People’s
Will” group.

In 1887, Chester Greenwood of Maine received a patent for earmuffs.

In 1933, in the depths of the Great Depression, banks throughout the United States began to reopen after a weeklong bank holiday declared by President
Franklin Roosevelt in a successful effort to stop runs on bank assets.

In 1943, a plot by German officers to kill Hitler by blowing up his plane failed.

In 1969, the Apollo 9 returned to Earth after testing the Lunar Module.

In 1974, the oil-producing Arab countries agreed to lift their five-month embargo on petroleum sales to the United States. The embargo, during which gasoline
prices soared 300 percent, was in retaliation for U.S. support of Israel during the October 1973 Middle East War.

In 1989, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration quarantined all fruit imported from Chile after traces of cyanide were found in two Chilean grapes.

In 1990, the Soviet Congress of People’s Deputies formally ended the Communist Party’s monopoly rule, establishing a presidential system and giving Mikhail
Gorbachev broad new powers.

In 1992, more than 400 people were killed when a powerful earthquake hit northeastern Turkey.

In 1994, the president of the independent black homeland of Bophuthatswana was deposed after repeatedly changing his mind about allowing his nation to
participate in the upcoming South African elections. South Africa consequently took direct control of the area.

In 1996, a gun collector opened fire on a kindergarten class in Dunblane, Scotland, killing 16 children, their teacher and himself.

Also in 1996, Liggett, the fifth-biggest tobacco company, broke ranks with its rivals and settled a class-action cancer lawsuit.

And in 1996, world leaders — including U.S. President Bill Clinton, Russia’s Boris Yeltsin, King Hussein of Jordan and Palestinian President Yasser Arafat
– met in Cairo to reaffirm the Middle East peace process.

In 1997, a Jordanian soldier killed seven Israeli schoolgirls at the Israeli-Jordanian border.

In 2000, the Tribune Co. and the Times Mirror Co., media giants featuring two of the nation’s oldest and largest newspapers (Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles
Times), announced they would merge.

In 2001, the United States banned all imports of animals or animal products from EU countries to prevent the spread of foot-and-mouth disease.

In 2004, Iran called an indefinite halt to inspections of its nuclear facilities.

Also in 2004, the California Supreme Court ordered an end to same-sex marriages in San Francisco.

In 2005, Pope John Paul II was released from a Rome hospital where he was undergoing treatment for the flu and respiratory problems.

Also in 2005, the Pentagon was reported questioning some $108.4 million in expenditures Halliburton Co. charged the U.S. government for fuel delivery in
Iraq.

In 2007, Mexican President Felipe Calderon expressed his opposition to the U.S-Mexican border fence the United States was building in an effort to control
illegal immigration.

In 2008, in an effort to ease the U.S. credit crisis, the White House announced a plan to require states to tighten rules for mortgage brokers and calls
on lenders to make full disclosure of payment terms to buyers.

Also in 2008, the body of Iraqi Archbishop Paulos Faraj Rahho, who led Mosul’s Chaldean Catholic Church, was found in Mosul. He had been kidnapped in February.

And, gold prices on the New York Mercantile Exchange hit $1,000 per ounce for the first time.

In 2009, admitted Wall Street swindler Bernard Madoff, accused of defrauding thousands of clients of billions of dollars in a massive Ponzi scheme over
20 years, pleaded guilty to 11 counts that lawyers say could net him a 150-year prison sentence.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Detective Test

13 Mar

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective,
you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth.” So saying,
he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

“Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?”

The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”

The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, “What about you? Notice anything
unusual or outstanding about this man?”

“Yes! He only has one ear!”

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course
you can only see one ear!! You’re excused too!”

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but…” He flashed the photo in her face for
a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?”

The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell
that by looking at his picture?”

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.

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