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Una Noche

11 Mar

Un recién casado se va con los amigotes de copas. El hombre le promete a su mujer que estará de regreso antes de la medianoche pero, la fiesta se extiende,
y le dan las tres de la madrugada.Llega su casa y justo en ese momento, el reloj da tres campanadas y él temiendo que su mujer se despierte, imita las
campanadas “dang, dang…” nueve veces más para que piense que son las doce de la noche.
A la mañana siguiente la mujer le pregunta a que hora llegó. El le responde: A medianoche, mi amor.
Oye Pepe, creo que vamos a tener que comprar otro reloj.
¿Por qué ?, pregunta él .
Si, es que este debe estar roto.
Pero si da la hora perfectamente, contesta él.
Entonces ella le dice: ¡Anoche, dio tres campanadas, hizo una pausa, dio otras cuatro campanadas, se puso a vomitar, dio tres campanadas más, se tiró un
peo, dio las dos últimas y se cago de la risa !

Classic Quotes by Vannevar Bush

11 Mar

Classic Quotes by Vannevar Bush

1890-1974

American electrical engineer and physicist

A belief may be larger than a fact. A faith that is overdefined is the very faith most likely to prove inadequate to the great moments of life.

Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic; it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One
might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.

Science has a simple faith, which transcends utility. It is the faith that it is the privilege of man to learn to understand, and that this is his mission.

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come of it.
  

Notable Birthdays for March 11

11 Mar

Those born on this date include:
- Silent movie star Dorothy Gish in 1898
- Bandleader Lawrence Welk in 1903
- Former British Prime Minister Harold Wilson in 1916
- Civil rights leader Ralph Abernathy in 1926
- Media mogul Rupert Murdoch in 1931 (age 79)
- Television newsman Sam Donaldson in 1934 (age 76)
- U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in 1936 (age 74)
- Musician Bobby McFerrin in 1950 (age 60)
- Filmmaker Jerry Zucker ( Airplane!, the Naked Gun movies) in 1950 (age 60)
- Author Douglas Adams ( Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy ) in 1952
- Singer Lisa Loeb in 1968 (age 42)
- Actress Alex Kingston in 1963 (age 47)
- Actress Thora Birch in 1982 (age 28)

This Day In History: March 11

11 Mar

In 1824, the U.S. War Department created the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

In 1845, John Chapman, better known as Johnny Appleseed, died in Allen County, Ind.

In 1861, In Montgomery, Ala., delegates from South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana and Texas adopted the Permanent Constitution
of the Confederate States of America.

In 1888, more than 200 people died as a four-day snowstorm crippled New York City.

In 1918, the first cases of “Spanish” influenza were reported in the United States. By 1920, the virus had killed as many as 22 million people worldwide,
500,000 in the United States.

In 1930, William Howard Taft became the first former U.S. president to be buried in the national cemetery at Arlington, Va.

In 1941, the Lend Lease Bill to help Britain survive attacks by Germany was passed by the U.S. Congress and signed into law by U.S. President Franklin
D. Roosevelt.

In 1942, after struggling against great odds to save the Philippines from Japanese conquest, U.S. Army Gen. Douglas MacArthur abandoned the island fortress
of Corregidor under orders from U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt, leaving behind 90,000 U.S. and Filipino troops.

In 1985, Mikhail Gorbachev, 54, succeeded Konstantin Chernenko as leader of the Soviet Union.

In 1990, the Lithuanian Parliament declared the Baltic republic free of the Soviet Union and called for negotiations to make secession a reality.

Also in 1990, Gen. Augusto Pinochet stepped down as president of Chile, making way for an elected civilian leader for first time since the 1973 coup.

In 1993, Janet Reno won unanimous U.S. Senate approval to become the first female U.S. attorney general.

In 2001, one of the worst weeks in Wall Street history began with a 436.37-point — 4.1 percent — decline in the Dow Jones industrial average. By week’s
end, all the major indexes were down 6 percent.

In 2003, published reports said a six-man Arab ministerial committee planned to travel to Baghdad to ask Iraqi President Saddam Hussein to step down and
go into exile.

In 2004, 10 bombs exploded almost simultaneously on four commuter trains in Madrid, Spain, killing 191 people and injuring 1,400.

In 2005, an accused rapist allegedly grabbed a gun from a sheriff’s deputy in an eighth-floor Atlanta courtroom and killed a judge, a court reporter and
a deputy. A federal agent died as the suspect, Brian Nichols, made his escape. Nichols surrendered the next day after holding a woman hostage overnight.

In 2006, Slobodan Milosevic, former president of Yugoslavia on trial for war crimes, was found dead in his cell at The Hague, an apparent heart attack
victim.

Also in 2006, more than 100,000 immigrants and supporters rallied in Chicago in opposition to a federal bill that would put a fence at Mexico’s border.

And, in France, proposed labor reform legislation sparked student riots across the nation.

In 2007, French President Jacques Chirac announced his retirement after more than 40 years in politics.

In 2008, the Federal Reserve outlined a $200 billion program that lets the biggest U.S. banks borrow Treasury securities at discount rates in an effort
to avert a financial crisis.

In 2009, French President Nicolas Sarkozy announced that France, a founding member of NATO, would rejoin the alliance’s military command structure after
half a century.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Some Ways To Spend the #250 mMillion Powerball Jackpot

11 Mar

Some ways to spend the $250 Million Ppowerball Jackpot:

– A twinkie for everyone in the country.

– Develop and market an action-figure doll of yourself.

– Get yourself one a’ them “Pentagon quality” toilet bowls.

– Pay for a top-notch therapist to deal with the feeling that, compared to Bill Gates, you’re still not rich.

– At long last: a home-slurpee machine of your VERY OWN!

– Four words: Prank call to Antarctica.

– Goodbye aluminum siding: Hello golden siding.

– Get it all in pennies and ride the horse in front of K-mart, FOREVER!

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