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Classic Quotes by Luther Burbank

7 Mar

Classic Quotes by Luther Burbank

1849-1926

American Horticulturist

Do not feed children on maudlin sentimentalism or dogmatic religion; give them nature.

Heredity is nothing but stored environment.

I see humanity now as one vast plant, needing for its highest fulfillment only love, the natural blessings of the great outdoors, and intelligent crossing
and selection. In the span of my own lifetime I observed such wondrous progress in plant evolution that I look forward optimistically to a healthy, happy
world as soon as its children are taught the principles of simple and rational living. We must return to nature and nature’s god.

Flowers always make people better, happier and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the soul.

The secret of improved plant breeding, apart from scientific knowledge, is love.

The scientist is a lover of truth for the very love of truth itself, wherever it may lead.

If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of weed.

Nature’s law affirm instead of prohibit. If you violate her laws, you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman.
  

Notable Birthdays For March 7

7 Mar

Those born on this date include:
- English astronomer John Herschel in 1792
- English painter Edwin Henry Landseer in 1802
- American botanist Luther Burbank in 1849
- Dutch abstract painter Piet Mondrian in 1872
- French composer Maurice Ravel in 1875
- Actress Anna Magnani in 1908
- NBC weatherman Willard Scott in 1934 (age 76)
- Race car driver Janet Guthrie in 1938 (age 72)
- Former Disney executive Michael Eisner in 1942 (age 68)
- TV evangelist Tammy Faye Bakker in 1942
- Actor Daniel J. Travanti in 1940 (age 70)
- Actor John Heard in 1945 (age 65)
- Musician Townes Van Zandt in 1944
- Pro football player Franco Harris in 1950 (age 60)
- Pro football player Lynn Swann in 1952 (age 58)
- Czech tennis star Ivan Lendl in 1960 (age 50)
- Comedienne Wanda Sykes in 1964 (age 46)

This Day In History: March 7

7 Mar

In 1869, the Suez Canal opened, connecting the Mediterranean and the Red Sea via Egypt.

In 1876, Alexander Graham Bell was granted a patent for the telephone.

In 1887, North Carolina State University was founded.

In 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression, an estimated 3,000 men rioted at the Detroit plant of the Ford Motor Co. Four were killed.

In 1936, Adolf Hitler ordered Nazi troops into the Rhineland, violating the Treaty of Versailles.

In 1945, the U.S. 1st Army crossed the Rhine at Remagen in Germany. The bridge was the only one across the Rhine that hadn’t been destroyed. World War
II ended in Europe two months later.

In 1984, the U.S. Senate confirmed William Wilson as the first U.S. ambassador to the Vatican in 117 years.

In 1997, a U.S. veto killed an otherwise unanimous U.N. Security Council resolution condemning new Jewish settlements in Arab East Jerusalem.

In 2002, More than 600 people were reported dead after several days of Hindu-Muslim violence in the state of Gujarat, India.

In 2004, after repeated failures and missed deadlines, the Iraqi governing council signed an interim constitution.

Also in 2004, V. Gene Robinson, openly gay and controversial, became the Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire.

In 2006, U.S. prosecutors sought the death penalty for Zacarias Moussaoui, who pleaded guilty to terrorism conspiracy leading up to the Sept. 11, 2001
attacks.

In 2007, an Indonesian Garuda Airlines Boeing 737-400 with 140 people aboard crashed and burned on landing in Yogyakarta, killing 49 people.

In 2008, a foreign policy aide to Barack Obama apologized for calling Democratic presidential rival Hillary Clinton a “monster.”

In 2009, two islands off the Queensland coast in Australia were evacuated as powerful Cyclone Hamish approached. The storm, a category 5 cyclone producing
winds of more than 180 miles per hour, passed within 60 miles of the Whitsunday Islands.

Marriage

7 Mar

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.  I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell
all my stuff.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.

“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some asshole using my stuff.”

She looked at me and said, “What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”
 

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: The Cock And Hens

7 Mar

The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock
went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he
started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During
Mass, he asked the congregation, “Has anybody got a cock?” All the men stood
up. “No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?”
All the women stood up. “No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has
anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?” Half the women stood up.
“No, no,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?” All
the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

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