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Classic Quotes By Cyrano de Bergerac

6 Mar

Classic Quotes by Cyrano de Bergerac

(1619-1655

French novelist

A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

A kiss is a rosy dot over the ‘i’ of loving.

The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was conceivable that the sun had been set afire
merely to ripen men’s apples and head their cabbages.

I may climb perhaps to no great heights, but I will climb alone.

Perish the Universe, provided I have my revenge.
  

Notable Birthdays For March 6

6 Mar

Those born on this date include:
- Italian painter and sculptor Michelangelo in 1475
- French dramatist Cyrano de Bergerac in 1619
- English poet Elizabeth Barrett Browning in 1806
- Union Army Gen. Philip Sheridan in 1831
- Humorist and short story writer Ring Lardner in 1885
- Baseball pitcher Lefty Grove in 1900
- Texas swing bandleader Bob Wills in 1905
- Comic actor Lou Costello (Abbott and Costello) in 1906
- One-armed professional baseball player Pete Gray in 1915
- TV personality Ed McMahon in 1923
- Symphony conductor Sarah Caldwell in 1924
- Former Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan in 1926 (age 84)
- Mercury astronaut L. Gordon Cooper in 1927
- Former District of Columbia Mayor Marion Barry in 1936 (age 74)
- Actor Ben Murphy in 1942 (age 68)
- Actor/director Rob Reiner in 1947 (age 63)
- High jumper Dick Fosbury in 1947 (age 63)
- Actor Tom Arnold in 1959 (age 51)
- Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal in 1972 (age 38)

This Day In History: March 6

6 Mar

In 1820, The Missouri Compromise was enacted allowing Missouri to join the United States a slave state but leaving the rest of the northern part of the
Louisiana Purchase territory slavery-free.

In 1836, Mexican forces captured the Alamo in San Antonio killing the last of 187 defenders who had held out in the fortified mission for 13 days. Famous
frontiersman Davy Crockett was among those killed on the final day.

In 1853, “La Traviata” by Giuseppe Verdi premiered in Venice, Italy.

In 1857, the U.S. Supreme Court handed down its landmark ruling that black slave Dred Scott could not sue for his freedom in a federal court, even though
his white owner had died in a “free” state.

In 1944, during World War II, U.S. bombers flying from Britain began the first daytime attacks on Berlin.

In 1967, Svetlana Alliluyeva, Joseph Stalin’s daughter, defected to the United States.

In 1981, Walter Cronkite signed off from the “CBS Evening News” for the final time after 19 years at the anchor’s desk.

In 1982, an Egyptian court sentenced five Muslim fundamentalists to death for the assassination of President Anwar Sadat. Seventeen others drew prison
terms.

In 1987, an earthquake and flood in northeastern Ecuador killed more than 300 people and ruptured a main oil pipeline.

Also in 1987, the British car ferry The Herald of Free Enterprise capsized off Zeebrugge, Belgium, killing at least 189 of some 540 people aboard.

In 1991, U.S. President George H.W. Bush declared the Persian Gulf War over.

In 2000, a federal jury convicted three New York City police officers of covering up the 1997 assault on prisoner Abner Louima in a police station men’s
room.

In 2002, Robert Ray, who succeeded Kenneth Starr as special prosecutor, said there was sufficient evidence to convict U.S. President Bill Clinton of perjury
and obstruction of justice in the Monica Lewinski case. But, he said Clinton had agreed to admit he gave false testimony under oath, thus avoiding prosecution.

In 2003, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell said the United States could lead a coalition of nations that would disarm Iraq even without U.N. authority.

Also in 2003, the U.S. Senate approved a U.S.-Russian agreement whereby each country would reduce deployed nuclear warheads to between 1,700 and 2,200
by 2012.

In 2006, South Dakota Gov. Michael Rounds signed into law a measure outlawing all abortions except when necessary to save a woman’s life. Opponents hoped
a challenge would put the matter before the U.S. Supreme Court.

Also in 2006, officials said the 2005 hurricane season was the costliest disaster in U.S. history with Congress considering another $20 billion in relief.
The federal government already had committed $88 billion to help areas devastated by hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma.

In 2007, Lewis “Scooter” Libby, former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, was convicted of lying to FBI agents and to a grand jury in the investigation
of who leaked the name of a covert CIA agent to the media.

In 2008, in the deadliest attack on Israeli citizens in two years, a Palestinian gunman fired hundreds of rounds of automatic weapons fire at the Mercaz
Harav yeshiva in Jerusalem, killing eight students.

Also in 2008, at least 68 people died in a series of coordinated bombings in a mostly Shiite shopping district in Baghdad.

In 2009, U.S. unemployment hit 8.1 percent of the work force in February, the highest point since 1983. The figure represented the loss of 651,000 jobs.

Also in 2009, the White House said President Barack Obama planned to reverse former President George W. Bush’s policy limiting federal funding for stem-cell
research.

Little Johnny

6 Mar

  Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher,
  indicating that
  “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between
  boys and girls,”
  and would his mother,”please sit down and have a talk with Johnny
  about this.”
  So johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her
  bedroom,and closes the door.
  – first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse.
  So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
  – ok, now take off my skirt…
  And he takes off her skirt.
  – now take off my bra.
  Which he does.
  – and now, johnny, please take off my panties.
  And when johnny finishes removing those, she says,
  “Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to school any more!”

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day

6 Mar

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he
was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He
stood up to look over, and there was little Jimmy, sitting on the toilet
masturbating.
The priest was shocked. He told Jimmy that he knew what he was doing in
there and that he should save it for marriage.
Little Jimmy agreed to this only because it was coming from a priest.
About a week later the priest ran into Jimmy at the mall and asked him how
he was doing with his problem.
Jimmy replied “Great father, I’ve saved a whole quart!”

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