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Classic Quotes By Rosa Luxenburg

5 Mar

Classic Quotes by Rosa Luxemburg

1871-1919

German revolutionary

The high stage of world-industrial development in capitalistic production finds expression in the extraordinary technical development and destructiveness
of the instruments of war.

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently.

Without general elections, without unrestricted freedom of press and assembly, without a free struggle of opinion, life dies out in every public institution,
becomes a mere semblance of life, in which only the bureaucracy remains as the active element.
  

Notable Birthdays For March 5

5 Mar

Those born on this date include:
- Flemish mapmaker Gerardus Mercator in 1512
- The Rev. William Blackstone, the first settler in what is now Boston, in 1595
- Antoine Cadillac, founder of Detroit, in 1658
- Poet Lucy Larcom in 1824
- Lithographer James Ives, partner of Nathaniel Currier, in 1824
- Author Frank Norris in 1870
- Water treatment pioneer Emmett J. Culligan in 1893
- Actor Rex Harrison in 1908
- Actor Jack Cassidy in 1927
- Actor Dean Stockwell in 1936 (age 74)
- Actor Samantha Eggar in 1939 (age 71)
- Actor Paul Sand in 1944 (age 66)
- Actor Michael Warren ( Hill Street Blues ) in 1946 (age 64)
- Actress Marsha Warfield in 1954 (age 55)
- Magician Penn Jillette of Penn and Teller in 1955 (age 55)
- Journalist Ray Suarez in 1957 (age 53)
- Singer Andy Gibb in 1958

This Day In History: March 5

5 Mar

In 1770, British troops killed five colonials in the so-called Boston Massacre, one of the events that led to the American Revolution.

In 1933, in German elections, Adolf Hitler’s Nazi Party won nearly half the seats in the Reichstag, the German parliament.

In 1946, Winston Churchill, speaking in Fulton, Mo., established the Cold War boundary during his famed “Iron Curtain” speech.

In 1953, the Soviet Union announced that dictator Josef Stalin had died at age 73.

In 1984, the Standard Oil Co. of California, also known as Chevron, bought Gulf Corp. for more than $13 billion in the largest business merger in U.S.
history at the time.

In 1991, rebellions against Saddam Hussein were reported in southeastern Iraq. U.S. military officials predicted the unrest probably would lead to his
downfall.

In 1993, Canada’s Ben Johnson, once called the world’s fastest human, tested positive for drugs and was banned for life from track competition.

In 1997, Switzerland announced plans to establish a $4.7 billion government-financed fund, using interest from its gold reserves, to compensate survivors
of the Nazi Holocaust and their descendants.

In 1998, NASA announced that ice had been found at the moon’s north and south poles.

In 2006, Iran threatened to launch full-scale uranium enrichment if its nuclear program was referred to the U.N. Security Council for sanctions.

In 2007, on the eve of a five-nation tour of Latin America, U.S. President George W. Bush pledged hundreds of millions of dollars in financial aid for
poor people of the region.

In 2008, OPEC turned a deaf ear to U.S. President George W. Bush’s request for increased oil production, citing what some members called “mismanagement”
of the U.S. economy as a major cause for high oil prices.

In 2009, 10 New Jersey co-workers said they were laying plans to split a $216 million Mega Millions jackpot — and it only cost $5 a head. The winners,
who worked for Chubb Commercial Insurance in Whitehouse Station, N.J., had a news conference after getting word of the win.

The Best of Late Night

5 Mar

“It’s good to be home. I’m Jay Leno, your host. At least, for a while.” Jay Leno, on returning to “The Tonight Show”

“I’ve got to admit that I’m a little nervous — not because it’s my first night back (but) because I know that Dave and Oprah are watching.” Jay Leno

“We have one of the gold medal winners, Olympic skier Linsdey Vonn on the show tonight. When it comes to going downhill, nobody is faster. OK, except NBC.”
Jay Leno

“President Obama had his annual physical checkup. Everything is perfect. So who needs health care now?” David Letterman

“The physical went well, until a couple of uninvited guests showed up for the colonoscopy.” David Letterman

“Now how about this? Dick Cheney had his fifth heart attack. He’s O.K., resting comfortably. And the doctor, after they made the diagnosis, stamped his
card and the sixth one is free.” David Letterman

“Well, as you may have heard, former Vice President Dick Cheney is doing fine after suffering his fifth heart attack. He is like the Apolo Ohno of heart
attacks.” Jay Leno

I like the Winter Olympics because you get to see sports you never see anywhere else, like bobsledding. Bobsledding is the only sport that shows us what
it’s like to drive a Toyota.” Jimmy Fallon

“Gatorade just announced they’re ending their relationship with Tiger Woods. Apparently, they made the decision after they checked his cell phone and found
texts from Powerade and Vitamin Water.” Jimmy Fallon

“People magazine has confirmed that former President Clinton called Tiger Woods to offer his support during the ordeal. For real. They have things in common,
I guess.” Jimmy Kimmel

“Mitt Romney is a good-looking Republican from Massachusetts. You know, he’s like that new senator from Massachusetts. He’s like Scott Brown, but with
pants.” David Letterman

“Hello. Thank you, Jay. Thank you. I’m so happy to get to be here. This is a thrill of a lifetime really. And Alaska, being so different from Los Angeles.
Here when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.” Sarah Palin

Bebés

5 Mar

Esta era una niñera que regresa de un paseo en el parque con el bebé, cuando llega a la casa la madre sorprendida ve que la niñera trae a otro bebé y angustiada
le pregunta:
¿Que sucedió? ¿Por qué no trae a mi hijo y trae a este niño?
Y la niñera contesta:
Señora usted me ha dicho, si el bebé se ensucia lo cambia.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Good Milk

5 Mar

There once was a 94 year old nun back in the 1890s whose worn out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a
day, to relax her. However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined.

But her mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike the milk three times a day. Eventually, the elderly
pious one approached her final hour. As several sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted to leave them any words
of wisdom.

“Oh, yes,” she replied. “Never sell that cow!”

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