Archive | February, 2010

This Day In History: February 27

27 Feb

In 1827, the first Mardi Gras was celebrated in New Orleans.

In 1844, the Dominican Republic granted independence from Haiti.

In 1933, Adolf Hitler’s Nazis set fire to the German parliament building in Berlin, blamed it on the communists and made that an excuse to suspend German
civil liberties and freedom of the press.

In 1942, opening salvos were fired in the Battle of the Java Sea, during which 13 U.S. warships were sunk by the Japanese, who lost two.

In 1951, the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, limiting presidents to two terms, was ratified.

In 1964, the Italian government asked for suggestions on how to save the renowned 180-foot Leaning Tower of Pisa from toppling.

In 1974, the first edition of People magazine was published.

In 1982, an Atlanta jury convicted Wayne Williams of killing two of 28 young blacks whose deaths over a two-year period had shaken the city. Williams was
sentenced to life in prison.

In 1990, the Soviet Parliament approved creation of a U.S.-style presidential system that gave Mikhail Gorbachev broad new powers and established direct
popular elections for the post.

Also in 1990, a federal grand jury in Anchorage, Alaska, indicted Exxon Corp. and its shipping subsidiary over the Exxon Valdez oil spill.

In 1991, allied troops liberated Kuwait City.

In 1992, Elizabeth Taylor celebrated her 60th birthday by closing Disneyland for an elaborate private party with her celebrity friends.

In 1994, the 17th Winter Olympic Games ended in Lillehammer, Norway.

In 1998, the Dow Jones industrial average closed at an all-time high of 8,545.72, the first time it closed at more than 8,500.

In 1999, Nigeria’s transition to civilian rule was nearly completed with the election of Olusegun Obasanjo, a former military leader, as president.

In 2003, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein denied Baghdad had any connection with al-Qaida or its leader Osama bin Laden and that Iraq would set fire to its
oil fields and blow up its dams in response to a U.S.-led invasion.

Also in 2003, Amnesty International reported that the Ivory Coast’s main rebel group slaughtered dozens of Ivorian policemen and their children during
an October rampage.

In 2004, two studies commissioned by the U.S. Roman Catholic church showed at least 4 percent of priests were involved in child sexual abuse from 1950-2002,
with the peak year 1970 in which one of every 10 priests eventually was accused of abuse.

In 2005, the United Nations took a first step aimed at curtailing worldwide smoking by announcing its tough tobacco control treaty had gone into effect.

In 2006, more than 1,300 Iraqis were reported killed in sectarian violence since the bombing of a major Shiite shrine in Baghdad.

In 2007, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney, identified as the target by the Taliban, escaped injury when a suicide bomber blew himself up outside U.S. Bagram
Air Base in Afghanistan. Twenty-three people were reported killed in the attack.

In 2008, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the central bank was considering lowering interest rates despite rising inflation and a record low
dollar.

In 2009, U.S. President Barack Obama told Marines in Camp Lejeune, N.C., he intended to withdraw most U.S. troops from Iraq by Aug. 31, 2010. He said as
many as 50,000 troops would remain there for smaller missions and to train Iraqi soldiers.

Also in 2009, revised data indicated the U.S. gross domestic product, the measure of a nation’s total economic activity, shrank 6.2 percent during Oct.-Dec.
2008, biggest drop since 1982.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Name And Address?

27 Feb

A cop pulled over two drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your name and address?”

“I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above
Paddy.”

Classic Quotes By Victor Hugo

26 Feb

Classic Quotes by Victor Hugo

1802-1885

French poet, dramatist, and novelist

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.

A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing.

A library implies an act of faith.

A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.

A saint addicted to excessive self-abnegation is a dangerous associate; he may infect you with poverty, and a stiffening of those joints which are needed
for advancement – in a word, with more renunciation than you care for – and so you flee the contagion.

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.

All the forces in the world are not so powerful as an idea whose time has come.

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.

Architecture has recorded the great ideas of the human race. Not only every religious symbol, but every human thought has its page in that vast book.

As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.
 

Notable Birthdays For February 26

26 Feb

Those born this day include:
- British playwright Christopher Marlowe in 1564
- French novelist and poet Victor Hugo in 1802
- Levi Strauss, who created the world’s first pair of jeans, in 1829
- American frontiersman William Buffalo Bill Cody in 1846
- Surgeon and cornflakes developer John Kellogg in 1852
- Hall of Fame baseball pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander in 1887
- Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan in 1954 (age 56)
- Actor William Frawley in 1887
- Actor Robert Alda in 1914
- Actor Jackie Gleason in 1916
- Actor Tony Randall in 1920
- Actress Betty Hutton in 1921
- R&B pianist Antoine Fats Domino in 1928 (age 82)
- Singer Johnny Cash in 1932
- Political commentator Robert Novak in 1934

This Day In History: February 26

26 Feb

In 1531, an earthquake in Lisbon, Portugal, killed an estimated 20,000 people.

In 1797, the Bank of England issued the first pound note.

In 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte and 1,200 men left his exile on the Isle of Elba to start his 100-day campaign to regain France.

In 1935, Germany began operation of its air force, the Luftwaffe, under Reichmarshal Hermann Goering.

In 1952, Prime Minister Winston Churchill announced that the United Kingdom had an atomic bomb.

In 1984, the last U.S. Marines sent to Lebanon as part of a multinational peacekeeping force left Beirut. Some 250 of the original 800 Marines lost their
lives during the problem-plagued 18-month mission in the war-torn Lebanese capital.

In 1991, U.S. Marines entered Kuwait City as Iraqi troops retreated.

In 1992, a U.N. report accused Iraq of systematic human rights violations including “brutal torture” and “widespread arbitrary and summary executions”
during its occupation of Kuwait.

In 1993, a powerful bomb exploded in the parking garage below the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York, killing six people and injuring more
than 1,000.

In 1994, 11 members of the Branch Davidian religious cult were acquitted of murder and conspiracy charges stemming from the 1993 federal raid and siege
at the compound near Waco, Texas.

In 1997, the Israeli Cabinet approved development of a large Jewish neighborhood in East Jerusalem, a traditionally Arab area.

In 1998, a federal jury in Amarillo, Texas, ruled in favor of Oprah Winfrey in a lawsuit filed against her by Texas cattlemen. They said she caused beef
prices to fall with her 1996 talk show about “mad cow” disease.

In 2003, the U.S. Supreme Court lifted its nationwide ban on protests that interfere with abortion clinic business.

Also in 2003, a Colombian army Black Hawk helicopter searching for guerrillas crashed in the northern Colombia mountains, killing all 23 people aboard.

In 2004, the U.S. Senate approved a measure requiring child safety locks be supplied with most handguns sold in the United States.

In 2005, Bank of America acknowledged it lost computer tapes containing account information on 1.2 million federal employee credit cards, including those
of some U.S. senators.

Also in 2005, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak said he wanted his parliament to change the constitution to allow multiple candidates in presidential elections.

In 2006, the Winter Olympic Games ended in Turin, Italy. Germany won the most medals, 29, of which 11 were gold. The U.S. team won 25 medals, including
nine golds. Canada, Austria and Russia came next.

In 2007, the death toll from a fire aboard an Indonesian ferry that later sank rose to 48 with scores of people missing off Jakarta.

In 2008, as U.S. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., moved closer to clinching the Republican presidential nomination, a USA Today/Gallup Poll indicated it would
be a tight race for the presidency no matter whether Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., or Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., won the almost dead-heat Democratic contest.

In 2009, the Obama administration estimated government spending during the 2010 fiscal year to be $3.55 trillion, 9.8 percent less than 2009, and expected
revenues to rise 8.9 percent to $2.38 trillion.

Also in 2009, the Bangladesh military was called in to put down a mutiny by border guards, who staged a violent, wide-spread rebellion, reportedly over
money. Officials placed the death toll at 77.

The Best of Late Night

26 Feb

There are only two requirements to watch this show: insomnia and no cable.
-Craig Ferguson

Another big storm is on the way to the East Coast. Theyre expecting up to 30 inches of snow in the next couple days. Im pretty sure God is punishing us
for Jersey Shore.
-Jimmy Kimmel

Its a great day for Dick Cheney, who was released from the hospital. Doctors say hell be up, shooting lawyers in the face in no time.
-Craig Ferguson

The Winter Olympics, apparently a big thing for a lot of people, and America has won the most medals. The only sport I really get into is snowboarding
because that’s the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.
Bill Maher

The Tiger Woods press conference was earlier today, and I was riveted by that. I think the most interesting part was when he apologized to the ‘mistress
in your region.’
Craig Ferguson

According to doctors, marijuana use among the elderly is at an all-time high. Apparently, senior citizens are moving very slowly, making crazy statements,
and going out to dinner very early.
-Craig Ferguson

I have learned a lot from the Olympics. Mostly that I miss football.
-Jimmy Kimmel

You’re watching CBS, home of the 1998 Winter Olympics.
David Letterman

Dick Cheney loves snowboarding. He thinks it’s waterboarding, but colder.
David Letterman

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: When Girls Get drunk…

26 Feb

When girls drink too much:

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “woohoo” is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We’ve suddenly decided that we want to kick someone’s ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last bathroom visit, we realize that we now look more homeless than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song”

7. We’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9, We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade but that’s just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.

The Salary Theory

25 Feb

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:

The less you know, the more you make.

Classic Quotes By John Foster Dulles

25 Feb

Classic Quotes by John Foster Dulles

1888-1959

U.S. Secretary of State

A man’s accomplishments in life are the cumulative effect of his attention to detail.

I wouldn’t attach too much importance to these student riots. I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris, I used to go out and riot occasionally.

Mankind will never win lasting peace so long as men use their full resources only in tasks of war. While we are yet at peace, let us mobilize the potentialities,
particularly the moral and spiritual potentialities, which we usually reserve for war.

The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art. if you are scared to go to the brink, you are lost.

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year.

The United Nations was not set up to be a reformatory. It was assumed that you would be good before you got in and not that being in would make you good.

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice
and a righteous and dynamic faith.

There are plenty of problems in the world, many of them interconnected. But there is no problem which compares with this central, universal problem of
saving the human race from extinction.
  

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