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Classic Quotes By Charles Robert Darwin

13 Feb

Classic Quotes by Charles Robert Darwin

1809-1882

English naturalist

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, – a mere heart of stone.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

False facts are highly injurious to the progress of science, for they often endure long; but false views, if supported by some evidence, do little harm,
for every one takes a salutary pleasure in proving their falseness.

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I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts and grinding out conclusions.

I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of Caterpillars.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that
this or that problem will never be solved by science.

In the survival of favoured individuals and races, during the constantly-recurring struggle for existence, we see a powerful and ever-acting form of selection.

It has been a bitter moritification for me to digest the conclusion that the ‘race is for the strong’ and that I shall probably do little more but be content
to admire the strides others made in science.
  

News From The Royal Wedding

13 Feb

And now, news from the Royal wedding…

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded
by all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to
get any shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes
from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day.
Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the
festivities were over Sophie’s feet were agony.  When she and
Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think  of
was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and
they heard roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises
and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward
say “God that was tight”
“There,” whispered the Queen. “I told you she was a virgin.”
Then to their surprise, they heard Edward say. “Right. Now for
the other one.”
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said,
“My God.  That was even tighter”
That’s my boy,” said the Duke. “Once a sailor, always a sailor.”

Notable Birthdays For January 13

13 Feb

Those born on this date include:
- Former first lady Bess Truman, wife of U.S. President Harry Truman, in 1885
- Artist Grant Wood in 1891
- Writer Georges Simenon in 1903
- Entertainer Tennessee Ernie Ford in 1919
- Football coach Eddie Robinson in 1919
- Pilot Chuck Yeager, the first man to fly faster than the speed of sound, in 1923 (age 87)
- Actress Kim Novak in 1933 (age 77)
- Actor George Segal in 1934 (age 76)
- Actor Oliver Reed in 1938
- Actress Carol Lynley in 1942 (age 68)
- Actress Stockard Channing in 1944 (age 66)
- Talk show host Jerry Springer, also in 1944 (age 66)
- Musician Peter Tork of the Monkees in 1942 (age 68)
- Musician Peter Gabriel in 1950 (age 60)
- Basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski in 1947 (age 63)
- Fitness guru Denise Austin in 1957 (age 53)

This Day In History: February 13

13 Feb

In 1542, Catherine Howard was executed for adultery. She was the fifth wife of England’s King Henry VIII.

In 1633, Galileo Galilei arrives in Rome for his trial before the Inquisition.

In 1635, the oldest public institution in America, the Boston Latin School, was founded.

In 1668, Portugal was recognized as an independent nation by Spain.

In 1741, “The American Magazine,” the first magazine in the U.S., was published in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

In 1861, the first Medal of Honor went to Col. Bernard Irwin, an assistant Army surgeon serving in the first major U.S.-Apache conflict.

In 1875, Mrs. Edna Kanouse gave birth to America’s first quintuplets. All five of the baby boys died within two weeks..

In 1880, Thomas Edison observed what became known as the Edison Effect for the first time.

In 1889, Norman Coleman became the first U.S. Secretary of Agriculture.

In 1900, The Anglo-German accord of 1899 was ratified by Reichstag, in which Britain renounced rights in Samoa in favor of Germany and the U.S.

In 1914, The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (known as ASCAP) was formed in New York City. The society was founded to protect the copyrighted
musical compositions of its members.

In 1920, The League of Nations recognized the continued neutrality of Switzerland.

Also, in 1920, the National Negro Baseball League was organized.

In 1945, allied firebombing of the German city of Dresden caused a firestorm that destroyed the city and killed as many as 135,000 people.

Also in 1945, Soviet forces captured Budapest, Hungary. The 49-day battle killed more than 50,000 German troops.

In 1960, France tested its first atomic weapon.

In 1974, the Soviet Union expelled dissident writer Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

In 1984, Konstantin Chernenko succeeded the late Yuri Andropov as Soviet leader.

In 1990, the two Germanys and the Big Four powers agreed to pursue German unity.

In 1991, Iraq claimed hundreds of civilians were killed when U.S. bombs hit a building in Baghdad; the United States said the building was a heavily fortified
military command center.

Also in 1991, 36 people were killed when an Ash Wednesday mass at a Mexican church turned violent.

In 1993, three men were killed and another wounded in a shooting at Bethune-Cookman College in Daytona Beach, Fla.

In 1998, Cuba began releasing 299 political prisoners following an appeal by Pope John Paul II.

Also in 1998, Nigerian troops overthrew the military junta that had ruled Sierra Leone since ousting the democratically elected government in May 1997.

In 2001, more than 400 people are killed in an earthquake in El Salvador.

In 2002, Pakistani police announced the arrest of the prime suspect in the abduction and slaying of Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl.

In 2003, the Bolivian capital of La Paz was plunged into chaos by protests that got out of hand. Fourteen people were killed.

In 2005, a Shiite-dominated coalition won the Iraqi parliamentary election, taking 48 percent of the 8.5 million votes cast.

Also in 2005, flooding claimed more than 70 lives in Venezuela and Colombia.

In 2006, a U.N. report accused the United States of violating prisoners’ rights at its military base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

In 2007, North Korea agreed to close its nuclear facilities in exchange for a $400 million package of oil and economic aid.

In 2008, Barack Obama won votes in Virginia, Maryland, and the District of Columbia by large margins, strengthening his lead over Hillary Clinton for the
Democratic presidential nomination. On the Republican side, John McCain won all three primaries as well, solidifying his lead over Mike Huckabee.

Also in 2008, the U.S. government confirmed reports that trailers supplied to survivors of hurricanes Katrina and Rita posed a possibly serious health
risk because of formaldehyde.

In 2009, a Continental airlines turbo prop commuter plane crashed into a house near Buffalo, N.Y., killing a reported 50 people, including one person in
the house.

Also in 2009, more than 30 people died and 84 were injured when a female suicide bomber detonated a device on a major Shiite pilgrimage route in Iraq.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Home Depot

13 Feb

               Jack was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful
Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish
waiting on a customer.

         When Walt was finished, Mary asked ‘How much for that faucet?’

        Walt replied, ‘That’s pewter and it costs $300.’

        ‘My goodness that sure is a lot of money!’ Mary exclaimed.

        Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her
to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

        From the back room Walt yelled, ‘Mary, you wanna screw for that
hinge?’

         ” No,   but I will for the faucet.”

       … and this is why you can’t send a woman to Home Depot.
 

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