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Kids Marriage Advice

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
– Alan, age 10 –

( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who
they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before,
and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
– Kirsten, age 10 –

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then.
– Camille, age 10 –

( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be
a fool to get married.
– Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

( 1 ) Both don’t want any more kids.
– Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE

( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
them to get to know each other. Even boys have
something to say if you listen long enough.
– Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that usually gets them interested enough to
go for a second date.
– Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE
THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

( 1 ) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would
call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about
me in all the dead columns.
– Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

( 1 ) When they’re rich
– Pam, age 7

( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn’t want to mess with that.
– Curt, age 7

( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
then you should marry them and have kids with them.
It’s the right thing to do.
– Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals!)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

( 1 ) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you
one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I
don’t want to be all grossed out.
– Theodore, age 8

( 2 ) It’s better for girls to be single but not for
boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
– Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT
IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
wouldn’t there?
– Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is……..

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
even if she looks like a truck.
– Ricky, age 10