Archive | January, 2010

This Day In History: January 28

28 Jan

In 1547, Henry VIII dies and 9-year-old Edward VI becomes king of England

In 1782, the U.S. Congress authorized creation of the Great Seal of the United States.

In 1878, the first commercial telephone switchboard began operation in New Haven, Conn.

In 1958, The Lego company receives a patent for their toy building blocks.

In 1965, Canadian Parliament accepts a new national flag design. The new flag includes a red maple leaf in its center.

1965 – The current design of the Flag of Canada is chosen by an act of Parliament.

In 1974, Israel lifted its siege of Suez City and turned over 300,000 square miles of Egyptian territory to the United Nations, ending the occupation that
had begun during the October 1973 war.

In 1982, kidnapped U.S. Army Brig. Gen. James Dozier was rescued in Padua, Italy, after 42 days in the hands of Italian Red Brigades militants.

In 1986, the space shuttle Challenger exploded 72 seconds after blastoff from Cape Canaveral, killing all seven crewmembers, including civilian teacher
Christa McAuliffe.

In 1993, a federal judge in Los Angeles ruled that the U.S. military’s policy against homosexuals was unconstitutional because it was “based on cultural
myths and false stereotypes.”

In 1995, the United States and Vietnam agreed to exchange low-level diplomats and open liaison offices in each other’s capital cities.

In 1997, five former police officers in South Africa admitted to killing anti-apartheid activist Stephen Biko, who died in police custody in 1977 and whose
death had been officially listed as an accident.

In 2000, the U.S. government admitted that workers making nuclear weapons were exposed to radiation and chemicals that led to cancer and early death.

In 2003, at least 42 passengers burned to death when a luxury tourist bus collided with a truck carrying paints and chemicals in India’s eastern state
of West Bengal.

Also in 2003, Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and his Likud Party retained power in Israeli parliamentary elections.

In 2004, the chief U.S. weapons inspector in Iraq told Congress “we were almost all wrong” in believing Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and called
for an outside independent investigation of the apparent intelligence failure.

In 2005, Condoleezza Rice was sworn in as the 66th U.S. secretary of State. She was the first African-American woman to hold the office.

Also in 2005, European scientists confirmed the first known case of “mad cow” disease in a goat.

In 2007, U.S. and Iraqi forces killed a reported 300 enemy fighters in a major battle near Najaf in southern Iraq. The U.S. military death toll for the
month was set at 84.

Also in 2007, British researchers warned climate effects from global warming would be irreversible in 10 years without “serious reductions in carbon emissions.”

In 2008, U.S. President George Bush delivered his final State of the Union address, focusing on the Iraq war, the uncertainty of the economy, a proposed
tax rebate and another warning for Iran.

In 2009, the U.S. House of Representatives approved a nearly $900 billion economic stimulus plan.

Also in 2009, more than 3,000 people have died of cholera during the current outbreak in Zimbabwe, the World Health Organization said. In all, 57,702 people
were infected since the outbreak began last year, caused mostly by contaminated water.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Mastercard Commercial

28 Jan

THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain:
Priceless
For everthing else…. There’s MasterCard

Ode To Your Computer

27 Jan

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot it, and let it go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to ram your ROM,
So quickly turn off your compu…

Why Food Is So Important

27 Jan

Prof. Lachner once taught a class from 2:30pm to 5:30pm. Every time the
class met, all the students would have a lot of food on their desks when
the class started. During the 5 minutes break, all of them would line a
queue at the nearby vending machine. He couldn’t understand why these
students were hungry all the time, anyway, his class was just after the
lunch time and long before dinner time. Prof. Somebody was not happy about
this because when they ate, they make a lot of noise. So he announced one
day “No food in the class”. Next class he found the classroom extremely
quiet. Guess what, everybody was dozing because nothing was keeping them
awake.

Classic Quotes By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

27 Jan

Classic Quotes by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

1756-1791

Austrian Composer

It is a great consolation for me to remember that the Lord, to whom I had drawn near in humble and child-like faith, has suffered and died for me, and that
He will look on me in love and compassion.

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

I pay no attention whatever to anybody’s praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.

My subject enlarges itself, becomes methodized and define, and the whole, though it be long, stands almost complete and finished in my mind, so that I
can survey it, like a fine picture or a beautiful statute, at a glance.

Nor do I hear in my imagination the parts successively, I hear them all at once. What a delight this is! All this inventing, this producing, takes place
in a pleasing, lively dream.

Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.

Notable Birthdays For January 27

27 Jan

Those born on this date include:
- Composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in 1756
- Author Lewis Carroll ( Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland ) in 1832
- Labor organizer Samuel Gompers in 1850
- Composer Jerome Kern in 1885
- U.S. Navy Adm. Hyman Rickover, father of the nuclear Navy, in 1900
- Founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers Art Rooney in 1901
- U.S. newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst, Jr. in 1908
- Musician Elmore James in 1918
- Musician Skitch Henderson in 1918
- Cable news commentator Keith Olbermann in 1959 (age 51)
- Former NFL player Cris Collingsworth in 1959 (age 51)
- Actress Donna Reed in 1921
- Actor Troy Donahue in 1936
- Actor James Cromwell in 1940 (age 70)
- Actress Mimi Rogers in 1956 (age 54)
- Actress Bridget Fonda in 1964 (age 46)
- Actor Alan Cumming in 1965 (age 45)

This Day In History: January 27

27 Jan

In 1606, the surviving conspirators in the “Gunpowder Treason” plot to blow up the English Parliament and the king of England on Nov. 5, 1605, were convicted
and executed four days later.

Also, in 1606, the trial of Guy Fawkes began.

In 1785, the first public university in the United States is founded as the University of Georgia.

In 1880, Thomas Edison was granted a patent for an electric incandescent lamp.

In 1888, The National Geographic Society is founded in Washington.

In 1910, Thomas Crapper, often described as the prime developer of the flush toilet mechanism as it is known today, died in England.

In 1926, Scottish inventor John Logie Baird launched a revolution in communication and entertainment with the first public demonstration of a true television
system in London.

In 1967, U.S. astronauts Virgil “Gus” Grissom, Ed White and Roger Chaffee died in a fire aboard the Apollo 1 spacecraft during a launch simulation at Florida’s
Kennedy Space Center.

In 1973, the United States and North Vietnam signed a cease-fire agreement. The same day, the United States announced an end to the military draft.

In 1984, Singer Michael Jackson suffered burn on his scalp during the filming of a soft-drink commercial.

In 1987, U.S. President Ronald Reagan acknowledged mistakes and accepted responsibility in the Iran arms scandal.

In 1991, U.S. planes bombed the pipelines to Kuwaiti oil fields to cut off the flow of oil into the Persian Gulf.

In 1996, France conducted an open-air nuclear test in the South Pacific.

In 1998, in his State of the Union address, U.S. President Bill Clinton hailed the fact that the federal government would have a balanced budget in 1999
– the first in 30 years.

In 2003, the head U.N. inspector for atomic weapons said no evidence had been found that Iraq was reviving its nuclear weapons program.

In 2004, Jack Paar, who brought sophisticated humor to late-night TV as the host of “The Tonight Show,” died following a long illness. He was 85.

In 2005, at least 13 Iraqis were killed and 15 wounded as violence swept Iraq days before national elections.

Also in 2005, U.N. officials in Sudan said about 100 people were killed or injured in the bombing by Sudanese government planes of a north Darfur village.

In 2007, as the Bush administration sought more troops for Iraq, tens of thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington to urge a U.S. troop withdrawal.

In 2009, the U.S. Defense Department announced that Afghanistan militants had directed 3,276 roadside bombs at Western troops in 2008. The bombings claimed
161 lives.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Ear Hair

27 Jan

This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer..”

The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for at least a week.”

The Old Man And the Dog

26 Jan

The Old Man and the Dog

By Catherine Moore

“Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!” My father yelled at me.   ”Can’t you do anything right?” 
       
     Those words hurt worse than blows. I turned my head toward the elderly man in the seat beside me, daring me to challenge him. A lump rose in my throat
as I averted my eyes. I wasn’t prepared for another battle. 
       
     ”I saw the car, Dad. Please don’t yell at me when I’m driving.”

         
     My voice was measured and steady, sounding far calmer than I really felt. 
         
     Dad glared at me, then turned away and settled back. At home I left Dad in front of the television and went outside to collect my thoughts. Dark,
heavy clouds hung in the air with a promise of rain. The rumble of distant thunder seemed to echo my inner turmoil. What could I do about him? 
         
     Dad had been a lumberjack in Washington  and  Oregon  He had enjoyed being outdoors and had reveled in pitting his strength against the forces of
nature. He had entered grueling lumberjack competitions, and had placed often. 
       
     The shelves in his house were filled with trophies that attested to his powers. 
         
     The years marched on relentlessly. The first time he couldn’t lift a heavy log, he joked about it; but later that same day I saw him outside alone,
straining to lift it. He became irritable whenever anyone teased him about his advancing age, or when he couldn’t do something he had done as a younger
man. 
   
    Four days after his sixty-seventh birthday, he had a heart attack. An ambulance sped him to the hospital while a paramedic administered CPR to keep
blood and oxygen flowing. 
         
     At the hospital, Dad was rushed into an operating room. He was lucky; he survived… But something inside Dad died. His zest for life was gone He
obstinately refused to follow doctor’s orders. Suggestions and offers of help were turned aside with sarcasm and insults. The number of visitors thinned,
then finally stopped altogether. Dad was left alone. 
       
     My husband, Dick, and I asked Dad to come live with us on our small farm. We hoped the fresh air and rustic atmosphere would help him adjust. 
         
     Within a week after he moved in, I regretted the invitation. It seemed nothing was satisfactory. He criticized everything I did. I became frustrated
and moody. Soon I was taking my pent-up anger out on Dick. We began to bicker and argue.. 
       
     Alarmed, Dick sought out our pastor and explained the situation. The clergyman set up weekly counseling appointments for us. At the close of each
session he prayed, asking God to soothe Dad’s
troubled mind. 
       
     But the months wore on and God was silent. Something had to be done and it was up to me to do it. 
         
     The next day I sat down with the phone book and methodically called each of the mental health clinics listed in the Yellow Pages. I explained my problem
to each of the sympathetic voices that answered in vain. 
       
     Just when I was giving up hope, one of the voices suddenly exclaimed, “I just read something that might help you! Let me go get the article.” 
         
     I listened as she read.. The article described a remarkable study done at a nursing home. All of the patients were under treatment for chronic depression.
Yet their attitudes had improved dramatically when they were given responsibility for a dog. 
         
     I drove to the animal shelter that afternoon. After I filled out a questionnaire, a uniformed officer led me to the kennels. The odor of disinfectant
stung my nostrils as I moved down the row of pens. Each contained five to seven dogs. Long-haired dogs, curly-haired dogs, black dogs, spotted dogs all
jumped up, trying to reach me. I studied each one but rejected one after the other for various reasons too big, too small, too much hair. As I neared the
last pen a dog  in the shadows of the far corner struggled to his feet, walked to the front of the run and sat down. It was a pointer, one of the dog world’s
aristocrats. But this was a caricature of the breed.. 
       
     Years had etched his face and muzzle with shades of gray. His hipbones jutted out in lopsided triangles. But it was his eyes that caught and held
my attention.. Calm and clear, they beheld me unwaveringly. 
         
     I pointed to the dog “Can you tell me about him?”
       
     The officer looked, then shook his head in puzzlement. “He’s a funny one. Appeared out of nowhere and sat in front of the gate. We brought him in,
figuring someone would be right down to claim him. That was two weeks ago and we’ve heard nothing. His time is up tomorrow..” He gestured helplessly. 

         
     As the words sank in I turned to the man in horror. “You mean you’re going to kill him?” 
         
     ”Ma’am,” he said gently, “that’s our policy. We don’t have room for every unclaimed dog.” 
         
     I looked at the pointer again. The calm brown eyes awaited my decision. “I’ll take him,” I said.. 
         
     I drove home with the dog on the front seat beside me. When I reached the house I honked the horn twice. I was helping my prize out of the car when
Dad shuffled onto the front porch. “Ta-da! Look what I got for you, Dad!” I said excitedly. 
       
     Dad looked, then wrinkled his face in disgust. “If I had wanted a dog I would have gotten one. And I would have picked out a better specimen than
that bag of bones. Keep it! I don’t want it” Dad waved his arm scornfully and turned back toward the house. 
         
     Anger rose inside me It squeezed together my throat muscles and pounded into my temples. “You’d better get used to him, Dad. He’s staying!” 
         
     Dad ignored me. “Did you hear me, Dad?” I screamed. 
       
     At those words Dad whirled angrily, his hands clenched at his sides, his eyes narrowed and blazing with hate. 
       
     We stood glaring at each other like duelists, when suddenly the pointer pulled free from my grasp. He wobbled toward my dad and sat down in front
of him. Then slowly, carefully, he raised his paw. 
       
     Dad’s lower jaw trembled as he stared at the uplifted paw. Confusion replaced the anger in his eyes. The pointer waited patiently. Then Dad was on
his knees hugging the animal. 
         
     It was the beginning of a warm and intimate friendship. Dad named the pointer Cheyenne.  Together he and Cheyenne  explored the community. They spent
long hours walking down dusty lanes. They spent reflective moments on the banks of streams, angling for tasty trout. They even started to attend Sunday
services together, Dad sitting in a pew and  Cheyenne lying quietly at his feet. 
         
     Dad and  Cheyenne were inseparable throughout the next three years. Dad’s bitterness faded, and he and Cheyenne  made many friends. Then late one
night I was startled to feel  Cheyenne’s cold nose burrowing through our bed covers. He had never before come into our bedroom at night. I woke Dick, put
on my robe and ran into my father’s room. Dad lay in his bed, his face serene. But his spirit had left quietly sometime during the night. 
       
     Two days later my shock and grief deepened when I discovered Cheyenne lying dead beside Dad’s bed.. I wrapped his still form in the rag rug he had
slept on. As Dick and I buried him near a favorite fishing hole, I silently thanked the dog for the help he had given me in restoring Dad’s peace of mind. 

         
     The morning of Dad’s funeral dawned overcast and dreary. This day looks like the way I feel, I thought, as I walked down the aisle to the pews reserved
for family. I was surprised to see the many friends Dad and Cheyenne had made filling the church. The pastor began his eulogy. It was a tribute to both
Dad and the dog who had changed his life. And then the pastor turned to Hebrews 13:2. “Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by this some
have entertained angels without knowing it.” 
         
     ”I’ve often thanked God for sending that angel,” he said. 
       
     For me, the past dropped into place, completing a puzzle that I had not seen before: the sympathetic voice that had just read the right article…. 

         
     Cheyenne’s unexpected appearance at the animal shelter. .. ..his calm acceptance and complete devotion to my father. . and the proximity of their
deaths. And suddenly I understood. I knew that God had answered my prayers after all. 

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