A drunk goes into a bar, sits down and says, “Hey, hey, bartender, can we talk about politics?”
The bartender says, “If there is one thing we don’t talk about in here, it’s politics.”
A little while later: “Hey, bartender, can we talk about religion?”
Again, the bartender says, “If one thing we don’t talk about in here, it’s religion.”
Then again, we hear, “Hey, bartender, can we talk about sex?”
The bartender says, “Sure.”
The drunk says, “Good. Fuck you!
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