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Ode To Your Computer

27 Jan

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot it, and let it go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the micro-code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you’ll want to ram your ROM,
So quickly turn off your compu…

Why Food Is So Important

27 Jan

Prof. Lachner once taught a class from 2:30pm to 5:30pm. Every time the
class met, all the students would have a lot of food on their desks when
the class started. During the 5 minutes break, all of them would line a
queue at the nearby vending machine. He couldn’t understand why these
students were hungry all the time, anyway, his class was just after the
lunch time and long before dinner time. Prof. Somebody was not happy about
this because when they ate, they make a lot of noise. So he announced one
day “No food in the class”. Next class he found the classroom extremely
quiet. Guess what, everybody was dozing because nothing was keeping them
awake.

Classic Quotes By Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

27 Jan

Classic Quotes by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

1756-1791

Austrian Composer

It is a great consolation for me to remember that the Lord, to whom I had drawn near in humble and child-like faith, has suffered and died for me, and that
He will look on me in love and compassion.

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

I pay no attention whatever to anybody’s praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.

My subject enlarges itself, becomes methodized and define, and the whole, though it be long, stands almost complete and finished in my mind, so that I
can survey it, like a fine picture or a beautiful statute, at a glance.

Nor do I hear in my imagination the parts successively, I hear them all at once. What a delight this is! All this inventing, this producing, takes place
in a pleasing, lively dream.

Music, even in situations of the greatest horror, should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.

Notable Birthdays For January 27

27 Jan

Those born on this date include:
- Composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart in 1756
- Author Lewis Carroll ( Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland ) in 1832
- Labor organizer Samuel Gompers in 1850
- Composer Jerome Kern in 1885
- U.S. Navy Adm. Hyman Rickover, father of the nuclear Navy, in 1900
- Founder of the Pittsburgh Steelers Art Rooney in 1901
- U.S. newspaper publisher William Randolph Hearst, Jr. in 1908
- Musician Elmore James in 1918
- Musician Skitch Henderson in 1918
- Cable news commentator Keith Olbermann in 1959 (age 51)
- Former NFL player Cris Collingsworth in 1959 (age 51)
- Actress Donna Reed in 1921
- Actor Troy Donahue in 1936
- Actor James Cromwell in 1940 (age 70)
- Actress Mimi Rogers in 1956 (age 54)
- Actress Bridget Fonda in 1964 (age 46)
- Actor Alan Cumming in 1965 (age 45)

This Day In History: January 27

27 Jan

In 1606, the surviving conspirators in the “Gunpowder Treason” plot to blow up the English Parliament and the king of England on Nov. 5, 1605, were convicted
and executed four days later.

Also, in 1606, the trial of Guy Fawkes began.

In 1785, the first public university in the United States is founded as the University of Georgia.

In 1880, Thomas Edison was granted a patent for an electric incandescent lamp.

In 1888, The National Geographic Society is founded in Washington.

In 1910, Thomas Crapper, often described as the prime developer of the flush toilet mechanism as it is known today, died in England.

In 1926, Scottish inventor John Logie Baird launched a revolution in communication and entertainment with the first public demonstration of a true television
system in London.

In 1967, U.S. astronauts Virgil “Gus” Grissom, Ed White and Roger Chaffee died in a fire aboard the Apollo 1 spacecraft during a launch simulation at Florida’s
Kennedy Space Center.

In 1973, the United States and North Vietnam signed a cease-fire agreement. The same day, the United States announced an end to the military draft.

In 1984, Singer Michael Jackson suffered burn on his scalp during the filming of a soft-drink commercial.

In 1987, U.S. President Ronald Reagan acknowledged mistakes and accepted responsibility in the Iran arms scandal.

In 1991, U.S. planes bombed the pipelines to Kuwaiti oil fields to cut off the flow of oil into the Persian Gulf.

In 1996, France conducted an open-air nuclear test in the South Pacific.

In 1998, in his State of the Union address, U.S. President Bill Clinton hailed the fact that the federal government would have a balanced budget in 1999
– the first in 30 years.

In 2003, the head U.N. inspector for atomic weapons said no evidence had been found that Iraq was reviving its nuclear weapons program.

In 2004, Jack Paar, who brought sophisticated humor to late-night TV as the host of “The Tonight Show,” died following a long illness. He was 85.

In 2005, at least 13 Iraqis were killed and 15 wounded as violence swept Iraq days before national elections.

Also in 2005, U.N. officials in Sudan said about 100 people were killed or injured in the bombing by Sudanese government planes of a north Darfur village.

In 2007, as the Bush administration sought more troops for Iraq, tens of thousands of demonstrators marched in Washington to urge a U.S. troop withdrawal.

In 2009, the U.S. Defense Department announced that Afghanistan militants had directed 3,276 roadside bombs at Western troops in 2008. The bombings claimed
161 lives.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Ear Hair

27 Jan

This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears
and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get
some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms don’t use deodorant for a few days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.”

The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”

The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer..”

The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for at least a week.”

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