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Another New Year

31 Dec

Another New Year

Amy S

Florida

Traditionally, it was thought that one could affect the luck they would have throughout the coming year by what they did or ate on the first day of the
year. For that reason, it has become common for folks to celebrate the first few minutes of a brand new year in the company of family and friends. Parties
often last into the middle of the night after the ringing in of a new year. It was once believed that the first visitor on New Year’s Day would bring either
good luck or bad luck the rest of the year. It was particularly lucky if that visitor happened to be a tall dark-haired man.

Traditional New Year foods are also thought to bring luck. Many cultures believe that anything in the shape of a ring is good luck, because it symbolizes
“coming full circle,” completing a year’s cycle. For that reason, the Dutch believe that eating donuts on New Year’s Day will bring good fortune.

Many parts of the U.S. celebrate the new year by consuming black-eyed peas. These legumes are typically accompanied by either hog jowls or ham. Black-eyed
peas and other legumes have been considered good luck in many cultures. The hog, and thus its meat, is considered lucky because it symbolizes prosperity.
Cabbage is another “good luck” vegetable that is consumed on New Year’s Day by many. Cabbage leaves are also considered a sign of prosperity, being representative
of paper currency. In some regions, rice is a lucky food that is eaten on New Year’s Day.

The song, “Auld Lang Syne,” playing in the background, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring
in the new year. At least partially written by Robert Burns in the 1700′s, it was first published in 1796 after Burns’ death. Early variations of the song
were sung prior to 1700 and inspired Burns to produce the modern rendition. An old Scotch tune, “Auld Lang Syne” literally means “old long ago,” or simply,
“the good old days.”

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Maxine’s Perfect Solution For Health Care

31 Dec

Maxine’s Perfect Solution For Health Care

      Here  is the solution:

      While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
sister-in-law the other day, I think we stumbled on the perfect solution for
health care.  I’m sure you’ve heard the idea that if you’re a senior you
need to suck it up and give up the silly notion that you need any health
care. A new hip?  Unheard of. We really can’t afford to take care of you
anymore.  You don’t need any medications for your high blood pressure,
diabetes, heart problems, etc.  Let’s take care of the young people.  After
all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

      So here is the solution.  When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3
bullets.  You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. In a
relatively short period of time, you will be sent to prison where you will
get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!
New teeth, great!  Need glasses, no problem!  New hip, knee, kidney, lung,
heart?  Bring it on.  And who will be paying for all of this?  The same
government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  And,
since you are a prisoner, you won’t be paying any more income tax.
 

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