Red Phone In Hell

George Bush, Queen  Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there,  they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call  Russia and
talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil  informs him that the
cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes  him a check.

Next Queen  Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was
finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so  Queen
Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his  turn and talks
for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil  informed him that there would
be no charge for the call and feel  free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this  he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA  free. The devil replied, Since Obama became president of the
USA,  the country has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.