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This Day In History

27 Dec

In 2004 Peyton Manning tossed his 49th touchdown of the season, breaking the previous record held by Dan Marino.
In 1978 Spain adopted a new constitution & became a democracy after 40 years of dictatorship.
In 1968 Apollo 8 safely splashed down in the Pacific Ocean, ending the first orbital manned mission to the Moon.
In 1947 the children’s television show Howdy Doody premieres.
In 2001 China was granted permanent normal trade status with the U.S. by Pres George W. Bush.
In 1944 the World Bank was created when 28 nations signed an agreement.
A year ago today Israel launched a 3-week operation on Gaza.
2 years ago today former Pakistani PM Benazir Bhutto was assassinated by a suicide bomber.
In 1932 Radio City Music Hall opened in New York City.

A New Life

27 Dec

A New Life

                

Written By

                

Tiffany Renee Johnson

 

A new life is a special thing to have, especially, it’s a gift from God.  It’s a wonderful thing because it gives each and every one of us an opportunity
to have as many achievements to achieve as we can.  Having a new life is also a wonderful thing, especially in a spiritual way because we as children of
God has as many opportunities that comes our way by sharing the word of God which is brought forth by God, our heavenly father.  With this special gift,
we as individuals must always keep in mind that we must cherish this precious gift each and every day and live our lives to the fullest.  Personally, I’m
happy and pleased to have this precious gift who I know that it was given to me by God for a reason because it gives me an opportunity to educate and share
my story with individuals and it also gives me an opportunity to be able to achieve any types of aspirations that I have set to achieve in the future and
in life.  I’m greatful to know that throughout the first 23 years of my life, I’ve achieved so many aspirations that I had set to achieve throughout those
years.  This is a wonderful gift for every individual in this world to have especially in a spiritual way because every individual has another chance to
set things right in the spiritual way by following and obeying all of God’s commandments that’s been brought forth by our heavenly father until reaching
a destiny which is having eternal life with our heavenly father.  That’s also the best gift that we can ever have from God, our heavenly father.  Remember,
always cherish this precious gift, which is given to us by God, our heavenly father from the heavens above.  We as individuals should always keep in mind
that every day is a new life and a new beginning for each and every one of us on this earth.  

True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp

27 Dec

True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp:

  Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?”
  Tech Rep: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?”
  Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty
  period. How do I go about getting that fixed?”
  Tech Rep: “I’m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?”
  Caller: “Yes, it’s attached to the front of my computer.”
  Tech Rep: “Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it’s because I am.
  Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How
  did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?”
  Caller: “It came with my computer, I don’t know anything about a
  promotional. It just has ’4X’ on it.” At this point the Tech Rep had
  to mute the caller, because he couldn’t stand it. The caller had been
  using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it
  off the drive.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day: Hot Revenge

27 Dec

Hot Revenge

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left
them there.

A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, ”What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny
at a time like this?”

The other missionary replied, ”I just peed in the soup!” 

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