Ezzy’s Joke of the Day

“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little
boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,” was his solemn response.
“Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me
to believe that?” “It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear,” insisted Johnny. “I
had to force him, but he ate it!”