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Quotes of the Day

28 Sep

By Crystal Gentry from Kentucky
Two things that my dad told me to always remember:

1.”Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer!”

2.”It is better to be THOUGHT a fool then to open your mouth and prove it to be CORRECT!”

By Major S
My dad once told me, “Never date a girl you wouldn’t marry.”

By Mandy T
If you’re not dead, it’s not over.

By Deron B
“Fair” is something that comes to your town in the summer time. It has rides and cotton candy. It has nothing to do with life.

Take care of the little things and the big things take care of themselves.

“Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God.” – Tony Blake

By EsOWN
If you have to think over a situation and make a decision stick with it, but if you are still thinking it through three days later, don’t do it at all,
let it go for now. Wish I would have listened.

By DrBrainles
It is what it is, it does what it does, and come the morning it will all be fuzz. Don’t take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive.

Work: A Retrospective

28 Sep

Work: A Retrospective

* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

* Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

* You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

* When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

* Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”

* To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

* There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

* If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

* When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

* The longer the title, the less important the job.

* Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

Ezzy’s Joke of the Day

28 Sep

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own
defense. “You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?”

The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, “Do you know what
will happen if you don’t tell the truth?”

The client looked back and said, “I imagine that our side will win.”

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