BEWARE the spirits of the dead: a great-grandmother who lingers after she is murdered, an invisible tennis coach, and a black goat.
AVOID disasters that YOU cause by reading about them and the ivory door behind which truth lies.
STAY AWAY from the bewitched valley where the inhabitants aren’t what they appear to be and from the mirror that entraps.
HIDE from a doll haunted by a spirit of a past evil and from the shadowy creatures that invade a boy’s mind.
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Today's Joke
30 MarOne day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says “See it’s long neck? What
animal has a long neck?”
Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. “Very good
Sally,” the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. “See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?” Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. “Very good Billy,” the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.
“See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?”
Still no one guesses. “Let me give you another hint, it’s
something your mother calls your father.”
Johnny shouts out “I know what it is, it’s a horny bastard.”
